Liam

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Having parents in medicine is wild cause you can be like “I think you guys aren’t communicating your expectations very well,” and they’ll hit you with “well we think you’re developing type 2 diabetes”

Living my best life by playing Bloodborne while listening to the K-Pop Demon Hunters soundtrack

My wife has a job interview coming up for what looks like a really awesome position! Past year has been difficult for our family and we would really appreciate your prayers!

If you have 100 dudes can you just do what bees do and all dogpile so the gorilla suffocates/heat exhaustion. Surely that only takes like 30 dudes.

I’m having wicked dreams Of miss Adele Dazeem

It’s amazing how being in an online gambling commercial can instantly make you despise any celebrity

My wife has figured out how to send me stickers of our sons bare ass on texts anytime I say something she thinks is ridiculous

Is there anything more cringe than a grown adult throwing a temper tantrum at a service worker

Babe I’m at the marketplace of ideas you want anything

Please pray for me and my family that we can break through all the bureaucracy and finally get my son baptized 🙃

When you work in IT and the new guy’s name is Derry

Love seeing a new surge in people taking one experience they’ve had and extrapolating it out as a law that must be followed for all romantic relationships. We truly live in a golden age of batshit posting and I’m here for it

Heard from my wife: “MAGNETO IS WANDAS MOM???!!”

When you’re mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to btw

Wave 43 onslaught. Both my teammates go to capture a zone. Both insta-killed by cabal drop. Hope they fix that but honestly was kinda hilarious

Can’t wait for Death Stranding 2 so that I can experience it through Dunkey’s eyes