Oppenheimer
@_0nyema
real.
you're better than this ffs😭
$10K for whoever come up with a EASY dance for KELEBU. out this Friday! 🔥
I dey guide - I am managing (frugal) I guide - I am rich I no too guide - I am broke.
“Guide” in Nigerian English meaning “frugal” is so funny to me because how do people come up with these things? Lol
you and who dey do coalition?? make everybody fly their colour next season
the downside to this rashford signing is this useless coalition w manyoo fans ah🤮🤮🤮
I remember celebrate and boasting that we'd score another one to make it 4-2 I still think about this day mehn
Life when Raphinha scored the "winning goal" against Inter Milan
this is not fair to Flick
🚨 BREAKING: Joan Laporta to MD — “In principle, there will be no more new signings” #Transfers 🔵🔴❌
Anytime I remember Oba Sima, it breaks my heart, that is supposed to be a global tune mehn
the season hasn't even started😭
🗣️🚨🚨NEW: Ruben Amorim: “We are going to suffer, but that feeling of bonding is really important. The spirit is positive.” [via @UnitedStandMUFC] “We are going to suffer...” Not exactly inspiring, but at least he’s honest. Strap in, Reds — it's going to be a long ride! 😬
can you all stfu he’s still recovering from an acl injury
Marc Bernal is elite. A legend-level talent. Once Pedri and he share the same pitch for more than one game, it’s over for the rest of the Spanish midfielders who are NT pretenders. Either Spain play with two #8’s, or you’ll have to be a legend too to chat with them.