Mista Make It Happen
@ZyKoTiik
Iowa Melee Foreva
Just decided progress is linear and drastic. I’m him. Fuck whatever you thought it was
working with connor is like being in hell forever and getting shot in the head every second 100 times and you never get to die.
Episode 4 of the GMIM podcast is up now. We do not go on any tangents and do not talk about basketball or anything like that at ALL youtu.be/inc8gOf5HIU
Usually I don’t earnestly post after an event bc I’m sad but holy fuck this is the realest clip anyone has ever taken of me. Me and Jopps were laughing so hard that we didn’t even realize there was a camera in front of us, that’s what melee is about, fuck everything else
That's a wrap! Thank you to everyone that attended, watched, and supported Unranked. We had an awesome time and hope you did as well!
I’m getting so ignorant during bracket tomorrow Andrew Unsure will have to drag me out of the venue by my ears
Gonna be on the mic again
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me to the barista asking my name: ralph, short for Ralphonso,
“if you showed this to a victorian child he’d explode instantly” and its just The Image That Kills You
Don’t know who this is about but i’d like to imagine its @golfposting
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changed my @ after mulling it over for a while shit just wasnt me anymore. need to make it even cringier
Telling my therapist that my expressed goal is to hit 1k followers on twitter and she just kills me. I’m a lost cause
Not my white ass turning 25 🤭🫣 nah but for real tho. I’m 25
Naming my first born child PewPewUniversity and taking my wife’s last name first in the hyphen
i can’t stop throwing up i think someone spiked my 9 beers, 4 hot dogs, 6 smoked ribs, 1 brisket sandwhich, 8 slices of watermelon, 3 cupcakes, and 4 chocolate chip cookies i don’t know
new seinfeld joke. happy 4th everybody #BeastModeSummer