Joe Zola 🦬🏵
@ZolaScriptura
B.A. in Biblical and Theological Studies Evangelical Catholic (LCMS) 22 years old
If any pastor who follows me ever sees a tweet of mine that's theologically incorrect or sinful in any way, please message me & I will promptly delete it.
He is great. At the very least, I've seen firsthand that he's great at drinking beer as any good German Lutheram should be. I am blessed to have met him here!
Don’t trust him on the great part; I’m very average in both, mind and stature, but here is some proof that we actually met:
Tobi is a great guy. What's he's not telling you is that we met each other days ago without realizing who each other was here on Twitter 😅.
Meet your mutuals!! Such as @ZolaScriptura 😁 it’s fun!
While I've got internet, I figured I'd share a few pics from Sanssouci




I'll be leaving in a few minutes to go to the airport. I'll talk to you again in two weeks, Twitter gang! PBWY
I, and seven others from my church, will be flying to Europe for a two week trip in Germany & Czech Republic tomorrow. Please pray for us; for safe travels and godly fellowship 🙏
I still love you all, God bless each one of you!
I love you all
I, and seven others from my church, will be flying to Europe for a two week trip in Germany & Czech Republic tomorrow. Please pray for us; for safe travels and godly fellowship 🙏
Dad goals
I’m not saying I married a political theory major, I’m just saying he tried to convince our 4yo to try a new food tonight by telling him the allegory of The Cave
I've gotten to meet one mutual and, God willing, will meet another soon. I think more of us should meet irl if possible. You don't know a person until you meet them irl, and therefore you can never truly be friends/brethren with them until then...
The closer I get to Christ (only by His grace), the less I'm anxious about world events. So much evil and uncertainty surround us, but our home & destiny is in Heaven with Him, not here in the world now. Therefore, we can have peace through the hope we have for the Resurrection.
This is why we don't like the Presbyterians, besides their name is a anagram for Britney Spears.
I have this idea for a podcast called “Lutheran Answers” but it’s just me prank calling Lutherans and them answering
Pastors (or anyone else), have you ever done or watched an exorcist happen? If so, would you share what it was like (to the extent appropriate, of course)?