Parody Zohran K. Mamdani
@ZohranParody
X parody account of NYS Assembly member for District 36. Running for Mayor to make everything free. DSA nepo baby socialist candidate.
When I’m Mayor, the @nypost will be government owned and free.

Would you rather rather be unhoused and penniless or live in a Republican-run city?
When I'm Mayor, all students will receive free tuition, room, board, and access to state and federal careers immediately after college.
Capitalism got us paying $7 for oat milk while billionaires cosplay as astronauts. As mayor, I will be taxing space joyrides to fund free bodega coffee in NYC.
Proposed bill: Every MTA subway car gets a DJ booth. If riders are delayed, at least they're vibing.
I will pay every WNBA player a billion dollars annually, funded by a tax on all NYC accountants.
Planning to pass a bill that will allow tax payments in the form of rare Pokémon cards or vintage comic books.
NYC parents, be weary of teachers with natural hair and and piercing-free faces. What kind of agenda are they going to push on your kids?
If I win, I will exempt all NYC homes from taxes if they’re painted in neon colors.
All NYC movie theater bathroom will be legally required to install screens synced to your film so you don't miss anything while you've stepped out.
Music service that removes a song from your playlist once it has been ruined by a zionist.
The only thing worse than a socialist is a clever socialist.
I don't want free speech, I want everyone to agree with me.
Committing to a national program to breed unicorns for eco-friendly transport and magical tourism in NYC
i only type in lower case because i hate capitalism.