Zeb Cadwadr Glenn
@ZebCldwrGlenn
Lancashire ➡️ Ohio USA | Sean Dyche and Tom Heaton Superfan | Up The Clarets | Volkanovski Glazer | Grown Ups 2 respecter and defender | Hates Marc Cucurella
Seeing other 19 year olds pouring beer into soda cups at the casino:
Don’t you worry, we’ve got Plan B
🚨🔵 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City agree deal to sign James Trafford as new goalkeeper, here we go! Deal in place with Burnley under value of £40m buy back clause. Trafford said yes to Man City as Pep Guardiola wanted him. Newcastle are also informed about Trafford’s decision.
Stefan Ortega, WE all want you to come to Burnley. Please I am begging you. #TwitterClarets #Burnley
Furthermore, Grown Ups 2 is the greatest sequel in cinematic history. Blows Empire Strikes Back out of the water. The way it takes the characters from an isolated setting (waterpark/lake) and fleshes them out in real life situations is magnificent Fuck you @lukemaverick123
FUCK @lukemaverick123 THE LITTLE DING DONG OF A TING SAID THAT GROWN UPS 1 IS BETTER THAN GROWN UPS 2. Grown Ups 2 is arguably a top 5 movie of all time and I will hear no arguments to the contrary.
Great. We get to request a male driver right?
Uber will let women drivers and riders request to avoid being paired with men starting next month in the US
What it feels like to get mounted by a heavyweight: #BJJ
Just had to clean up poop that a kid smeared across the toilet seat. The whole toilet seat was brown.
How I feel ankle picking 3 toddlers at once: #IslamMakhachev #UFC
Was matchmaking the LW division with @lukemaverick123 and realized all roads lead to Ilia killing someone we love. There is only one man who can save us… #UFC #UFC320
Is it weird that I used to get Wilmer Flores and Eugenio Suarez confused? And why did I think Wilmer Flores was gay? #MLB
I love the sauna, but I always get a bit nervous a German scientist is gonna pump that John full of Zyclon B
If you are an extremely pessimistic individual, but also love Chicago sports, give @oxlong4624 a follow. Thank me later.
Hi, ER Doc here. I don’t know who needs to hear this but do NOT even think about it.
Japanese design firm Kenji Abe has designed a glass beer bottle that you can stick into the sand on the beach
Just listened to @the_irishguy talk about Bafétimbi Gomis for 10 minutes 😂 Cheers lad, thought I clicked on a video about transfer news from this decade. #PremierLeague #BurnleyFC
WTF is Marvin Vettori’s head made out of? I swear if the World Trade Center was made out of Marvin Vettori’s skull, it’d still be here. #UFC318
WE (you and I) are all cheering for Marvin Vettori #UFC318
“Top contenders like Paddy Pimblett” in the big 25 🥀🥀🥀