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Being able to afford anything you want at anytime >>>>
The way i planned my life when i was small ehn, i thought I’d already be helping the poor at this age, but like this now, I’m the poor. 😭
What is it with Chowdeck riders calling you on WhatsApp? And even sending you VNs 😭😭 CHOWDECK PAY YOUR RIDERS WELL!!!! What exactly are y’all doing with all the service charges?? Delivery charges surge and Inflated prices of food??
The idea of one person being able to affecting your mood seriously is quite scary.
My vïllain origin story started when I replied “it’s fine” but it wasn’t.😔💔
Life was good when we were younger and used to make up and narrate a movie that didn’t exist 😂
any argument wey go lead to “you wey never buy GLE” i dey avoid am like mad
Them fit like the yansh make dem no like the owner of the yansh 😌💔
That time una de criticize Osama bin laden, now many of una don join am.
Read about this zoophile in the newspaper who was arrested for dating a horse. Very sad actually, it was the guy's first stable relationship 😢
When they tell you to leave your comfort zone so that you can grow, that advice is only for people that are not from rich families.
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Yansh is God’s finest creation, so nice he named it twice: bum bum 😩