MaDlamini
@Zar_Ntseto
Educator/ Campaign manager/ influencer/ entrepreneur 📧:[email protected]
So I combined a few cents and spoiled my mom today. ♥️🥺🙏🏽 I bought my mom a car. 🌸
I broke 10 marriages this year. My goal is 30. Your mothers are gonna pay for what lady did to my parents marriage.
My man called me and asked what I was doing. I said the grocery store. He asked which one… I told him. We’re chatting as I’m shopping. I go to checkout he surprises me at the front of the store dancing with my fav smoothie & snacks & loads my groceries. $10 & i was HAPPY! 😂
I don't think being romantic requires a lot of money.... I think it requires creativity & thoughtfulness... and that's some of Yall problem
Propaganda I’m not falling for:
Spin the block, yall Your ex is a better person now. They're wiser and more mature. Forgive them. Talk things out and make it work 🫶🏾
I always pretend my boyfriend is in the main bedroom sleeping. “Please try to keep it down bhuti. Utata walapha ulele.” 🤣🤣🤣
Get so uncomfortable when there’s a plumber or handyman in the house and I’m home alone 🥴
And abo Sester don’t mind living in the hope that you’ll change. It’s the hope that kills them. That person chills le majita every weekend, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with this. Now it’s wrong because YOU took an interest in him? Make it make sense.
One thing about Zulu men, when they say "ngicela ukukubona nkosazane" ❤️😊 they mean exactly that. No flowers, no lunch just the pair of eyes staring at you, "umuhle kodwa ngane yabantu ❤️😊"
So there’s this lil girl everytime I drop my daughter off at school she will come to me and hug me on my feet so tight,then she will lean for a kiss.Its been happening for quite some time now and I’m always asking myself why? Only finding out today that I look like her late mom.
Most times we have the money but asking your man and getting nails and lashes done with your man’s money just hits different hey…
Not saying the dude is right, but why doesn’t the lady have R100? I mean, it’s just R100?
There’s a lady on tik tok who has been feeding her family beans the whole of July because she went to town and came back to everyone waiting on her to cook 😭🤍 I LOVE her! She starts her videos with “ngiwrong mina? Angikho wrong” 🤣
Masisteri please leave your trench coast at home when coming to groove, niwisa ama hubbly 😭😭
Once got the ick cos a man was drinking way too much. You’re in your late 30s and every single weekend uyaphuza? No thanks
Marrying into a family full of educated professionals who need nothing from you EVER>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
If you want to be hated by your in-laws for no reason, marry their bread winner.
call each friend individually and repeat the story as many times as you can.
so you guys never crash out ? you just call it a day ? 😭
Genuine grounds to block that person and never speak to them again
Asking people money exactly on payday is such a bad habit guys. It hasn’t even defrosted.
Thusang. Ashibawe ba nyaka re dire Magumba. That’s why I didn’t wanna come back to work 😭😭🚮
Selling soap to girls to attract wealthy men kodwa wena wazitshatela with a teacher and upholile. Oh she’s a capitalist and I love it 🤣🤣🤣💀
uba mfutshane nje ngawe then umvalela amathuba worse
Ntwana yasendlini asked imedi out on a date. Yathi la medi ba he must uber her there and back. Ndayxelela intwana yam mna ba hayi khona makamyeke afumane omnye... my general rule mna is as imedi khawbonise umdla mani nawe uyazshaya ngam. Get yourself there dawg wtf