Zaffar 🇮🇳
@Zaffar_Nama
I have a different perspective towards things, try to make everything fun while I still can.
Hi @UN, I am an Indian Muslim living in an area with more than 99% Hindus. I am getting holy offerings and sweets from them on their festival and they are treating me as one of them. That's totally opposite of what your pets Rana & Arfa cries. We are safe, happy and equal.

India will start collecting cash, here is no shortage of manpower. Every toll booth employee has two side kicks of his own.

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, tag them, just say who it was.
This one dialogue from "Tum Bin" is better than the whole Saiyara movie.
अगर मौलाना साब अंधे और गूंगे होते तो यह वाली बकचोदी से बच जाते। अब जो भी बोला उस से यह तो पता चल ही गया की अखिलेश जी वोट बैंक के खातिर कितना भी गिर सकते हैं।
I had not been to this place for many years. I regret going there today. Taste is not what it used to be. It's now like any other chaat cart.



One Die Hard every weekend and all weekends of the month are sorted.

This car would be confiscated and scrapped in Delhi.
Just Mumbai Things
RIP Bulk Hogan 🙏 Instantly remember what we used to say about him: हुल्क होगन की यही पहचान पीली चड्डी फटी बनियान

पप्पू के पिल्लों को ओसामा, कसाब और जाकिर नाइक तो भाते हैं लेकिन ए पी जे अब्दुल कलाम क्यों नही? मेरा जवाब मुझे मालूम है, आपका जवाब क्या है?

You are allowed to pick only one piece. Which one are you picking?

2 cr lumpsum today 5 lakh per month
You can only pick two- - Brand new car - ₹5 Lakh per month - Unlimited Zomato & Swiggy for life - High-paying MNC job in USA (₹40 LPA+) - No GST, no income tax ever - ₹2 Crore lump sum today - Happy marriage - Health body and mind
Celebrating the death of a person from a different ideology is a Liberal Way of Life.

My wife said she has heard great reviews of Saiyara movie, lets go watch it. From today onwards I am behind on the schedule of all my orders in hand and am going to work 14 hours a day till the movie is out of all theaters.
I have a son who will soon be a teenager, right now he watches Super Hero movies, Anime, plays action games. All his friends do the same. But a few years down the line he might meet a girl who will drag him to watch a movie like Saiyara. It's so scary to think about it. But then…
So in Saiyara movie boy loves girl, but the girl loses her memory and forgets the boy but somehow it has a happy ending and they get married. What's there to cry about in this movie? I think today's generation will go into permanent depression if they watch "Sadma" movie.