Young Parik

Hard times create hot chicks Hot chicks create good times Good times create fat chicks Fat chicks create hard times

“Whole life insurance is a scam!!!” So you’re only insuring part of your life? Idiot

Jarvis make it clap

[knowing it was me] Who hurt you

[logs her out of Microsoft Teams] Promise you’ll stop for me

GM (ghislaine maxwell)

My gf left me for an Orthodox Jew She was a closet shlomosexual

American: my grandfather was Italian and my grandmother was German Australian: my grandfather was a rapist and my grandmother was forcefully imparted from Ireland because there weren’t enough women

Why does this stingray look Asian

I run a small startup

If you look like this DM me

White person at an ethnic restaurant from a region they’ve never visited: Wow this is really authentic

I live my life 30mg of Vyvanse at a time

525,600mg nicotine 🎵 How do you measure 🎵 A year in the life (of finance) 🎵

It is Allah’s will I remain a virgin

Lily I was unfamiliar with your game

First it was $OPEN. Then it was $KSS. Now the entire market is looking to short squeeze the suits to oblivion. We are identifying stocks with high short interest that could short squeeze next. Follow along.

She’s like you but younger and skinnier