YesTHATDaisy
@YesTHATDaisy
Born & raised in Chicago, now enslaved in Minnesota #MAGA
A few years ago, I took my 5-year-old past a huge burned-out warehouse. I told her, "Oh no. Disney Land burned down!" She cried and cried. But deep down, I think she thought it was funny. 馃槀馃槀馃槀
My son asked if a punch bowl is where you store names of people you want to punch. I usually store them in my head, but putting them in decorative crystal seems really classy. 馃ぃ馃ぃ
Cutest thing I've seen all week
The fireman was asked why he was laughing while saving this old woman. He said that the old woman had told him: - You reminded me of my wedding night.
I'm in so much pain today, I just want to cry. But then I remember I'm an adult and not a freaking toddler. Suck it up, Daisy, suck it up. 馃槀馃槀馃槀
Trying to get my arm in my sleeve but it came out so fast I punched myself in the face. It's ok though...I've had it coming for quite some time. 馃ぃ馃ぃ
I posed nude for an art class today. They didn't ask me to. I think they were making ceramic bowls or something. 馃ぃ馃ぃ