Shafeeq

sometimes I spoil myself

me watching “Incoming Call” that’s about to turn into “Missed Call”

My bladder mostly

With everything I got going on I wouldn’t even notice

they literally make the sandwich in front of you

what does this even mean 😭

that’s it? weekends over? monday tomorrow? i hate this life

why pretend when you can live your life as it is?

finally babies are getting jobs and making themselves useful

imagine explaining this to someone in the 1970s

the stare i give people when they give me verbal instructions instead of visual

I need more hobbies that don’t include my debit card

me doing nothing the whole day because I have something I need to do at 5pm

MBAPPE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD

Gonzalo Garcia, my Raul regen ❤️

This

sorry but almost a litre of coke in one sitting is actually insane 😭

another drink people are pretending to like

my favourite coffee in the morning is the one where nobody talks to me while i drink it

we’re going to be cooked against robots aren’t we