Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD
@WzrdFrinkelbaum
Official account of Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, Head of Dimensional Research at the Arcane University, formerly of the Gammebell Institute. he/him lv34
Wizard tower
Schloss Braunfels, a 13th-century castle in Germany.
Imagine, if you will, rising early and preparing yourself for the day ahead, arriving at your usual appointed destination, only to find your services unneeded and yourself dismissed? Should you be angered at the lost rest and wasted travel, or elated at the newfound freedom?
Accept his quest, buy his wares!!!
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Not To Be A Capitalistic Merchant, But I Hath Put Together The Wares To Sell Sets Of Tokens And Dice For This Very Game In The Realm Of Etsy... If Thou Wishes To Peruse Or Perhaps Purchase Any, Please Use This Spell To Attain 30% Off The Total Gold: silvershardtokens.etsy.com/?coupon=ENCHAN…
Hath The Heart Of Daggers Caught The Attention Of Any Of Mine Friends Within The Enchanted Forest?
No way found a mint condition @WzrdFrinkelbaum at the antique shop today
It has been said I'm something of an affluent collector myself.

GADZOOKS!!! The next installment cometh! I can scarcely await the publication of this tome, and the further adventures of Wizard Dresden...!
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The distinct possibility that my own beard has developed a form of sentience haunts me every day.
This past night, I chanced upon an elemental in my pajamas! How it got in my pajamas, I'll never know...
The orb has cracked, the ætherlight gone from it, but the spirit cannot be so easily stifled. Let us bury our dead and rejoice for the time we had with them. The future holds much that is not yet known and tomorrow has yet to be created! Carry on and fear not the unknown.
Well folks, it was fun while it lasted. My drawing tablet slid off my desk when I had to get up in a hurry and landed on the USB connector. He's dead, Jim.
Zasorimm offers you the GREEN BILE and the TURQUOISE CONCOCTION, do you accept?
$5 USD To The Individual Who Draws Me In This Pose, Holding Elixirs…
Would you join me, friends, on a voyage between the spheres, across the Arkensea?
“Space” is from French. You should call it “the Arkensea,” from Old English ercnan- ‘pure, holy, majestic’ + sǣ ‘sea’.
When the spheres of cognition align just so...
If you see an elf, No matter the temptation... Do not -- I repeat, do NOT. Ask to touch their ears.
By the power of the Stars By sign of Waxing Moon May fortune smile upon you And kindness visit soon
When her orb's aether is tuned to the sports spectrum...

My human avatar Jimmy has brought forth upon us a blessing! A so called: “personal account” @JimbyTheWise for those who wish to expand thy faith unto the physical realm. Love and be loved - Ponti/Jimmy
I chanced upon a food cart during my afternoon walk today, advertising Gnome Pudding. While I thought nothing of it at the time, I now wonder whether it was pudding prepared in the style of gnomish cuisine, or if gnomes served as the main ingredient? Is anyone qualified to check?