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Bretwalda of the Angli. Please use your Gods responsibly. Hinc videre possum domum tuam.
I remain unable to follow back for unknown* reasons. * @elonmusk is a massive twat with an incredibly tiny penis** **allegedly.
At some point there has to be an intervention where somebody asks him to point at a doll.
Back to working 7 days a week and sleeping in the office if my little kids are away
The Royal Navy.
The Spanish galleon Andalucía making her way up the River Avon into Bristol harbour.
Furious Philip II vibes from this low brow Andy McNabb meets Barbara Cartland wannabee mashup. CC @antmiddleton
The next ex leader of what used to be the Conservative Party doing her very best to miss the point.
Starmer promised no new taxes on working people. Then taxed farmers and small business owners, and all workers through employer NI. He's literally biting the hand that feeds him. Here's how Labour is risking the food on your table 🧵👇
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Labour inherited a recovering economy. One year later: it’s bleeding out. Starmer and Reeves crashed the car with their budget but haven’t learned the lesson: You can’t tax your way to growth. Britain can’t afford any more high taxes. We need to cut spending. Now.
Understandably. He'll spend six weeks surrounded by folk so detached from reality that they have no understanding of how utterly fucking loathed they are by pretty much everyone else. CC @JeremyClarkson
This explains a lot.
Brits pour gravy over liver& onions❓ seriously ❓ My 🇩🇪 culinary "identity" is aghast 😉
Gentlemen, there's been a misunderstanding. No one gives a fuck what you think.
Fact!
It takes a special kind of thick to confuse Socialism with Communism.
That is the acid test
In most civilised societies, your over touchy idiot uncle would be confined to an institution. In America, they make the pederast pervert President. Go figure.
Who should be the next Doctor Who? Wrong answers only.
Who should be the next Doctor Who? Wrong answers only.
Labour can’t fix welfare. Can’t stop the boats. Can’t save a single pound. At this rate in 4 years we’ll be bankrupt, borderless, and broken. The country will need a reset so big it makes 1979 look tame. Only the Conservatives are planning for that reckoning. We will be ready👇
Labour can’t fix welfare. Can’t stop the boats. Can’t save a single pound. At this rate in 4 years we’ll be bankrupt, borderless, and broken. The country will need a reset so big it makes 1979 look tame. Only the Conservatives are planning for that reckoning. We will be ready👇
I get asked what my biggest goal is politically and truthfully, it’s getting Nigel Farage into Number 10. This man oozes PATRIOTISM, COMMON SENSE and the CHARISMA to go to battle for us on the world stage. This is the PM we need to MAKE BRITAIN BREAT AGAIN! @reformparty_uk
I get asked what my biggest goal is politically and truthfully, it’s getting Nigel Farage into Number 10. This man oozes PATRIOTISM, COMMON SENSE and the CHARISMA to go to battle for us on the world stage. This is the PM we need to MAKE BRITAIN BREAT AGAIN! @reformparty_uk
Starmer makes wild accusations about what I'm responsible for- but my pro-growth policies weren't actually implemented (with the exception of getting rid of Sunak's Health and Care Levy). The havoc was caused by the Bank of England/economic establishment and their allies in the…
Starmer makes wild accusations about what I'm responsible for- but my pro-growth policies weren't actually implemented (with the exception of getting rid of Sunak's Health and Care Levy). The havoc was caused by the Bank of England/economic establishment and their allies in the…
Where's the fucking U Boats when you need them?
This morning I am out in the English Channel. Updates to follow.