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I wanna pivot my other account into scripted videos and photos more because I cannot read the shit i write without slipping into E-boy or reddit mod voice, shit hurts my soul

I hate liking fashion cos I want like 5 aesthetics but I don’t have 5 aesthetic money

Plushcoded

This is my goal now

Moth

> United stares or Canada That’s it that’s the 13th reason

I have been inspired by my partner to make a cook book as I learn to make more meals ^w^ I need to buy stickers

It said I eat like a wolf and now I’m unnecessarily angry cos I can’t dispute it

I’m so excited to put my cerastus together I need to make it monstrous

Crossing my fingers that the new left party doesn’t suck ass 🤞

I woke up feeling like ive been crumpled into a little ball and thrown into a tumbledryer

Man, one day im actually gonna be able to ask for things I want istg

Zip tattoo that goes from your chest to your belly button, Navel piercing in the shape of a pull tab Zip tattoo opens up below it as a womb tag full of plush stuffing Just a thought

The catwife and i made katsu We are both severely inexperienced I give it a perfectly edible out of 10

Terrible things occurred for ME to be the most experienced cook in the kitchen

I often feel uncomfortable being 6ft And then an older lady at a shop will ask me to reach something and I’m wagging Has happened twice this month I’m winning

Rabid animal survivor

Apparently my type is just southern girls who are a lil older than me Somethings gotta be wrong with me

It showed me hereditary we’re even.

Gaslighting my wife into thinking itms a 90’s kid before showing the official north/south divide and educating it on it’s southerness You’re welcome