courtney .☘︎ ݁˖

are cigarettes actually bad for you or is that another liberal lie

sybau (shut yo beautiful ass up)

my kid can be gay but no son of mine is joining the Glee club

you realize you’re all acting insane right

i’m not white i’m literally birachel

i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you

Bikini Bottom is a stand your ground state

men with brown eyes have souls

You will never have this And yes, it is because you’re fat

i killed myself over BBC

i am the wizard of loneliness

you could literally die right now and only like four people would even care

naming my first son Israel and aborting him

the summer i turned PAWG

i was crushed when i found out a bunch of fat racist degenerate addicts hate my guts

it’s not public indecency if i’m in my car that’s literally my property bro

“why do niggas call you the sandwich?”

cheating at a Foo Fighters concert to pay homage to Dave Grohl

“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” i called to ask my dad but it went to voicemail

pussy so good it would convert Ben Shapiro to Al-Qaeda