Whitney Cummings
@WhitneyCummings
2 specials now streaming on Netflix, one on HBO, a couple now on YouTube. New BIG BABY tour dates on sale at http://WhitneyCummings.com. Good For You podcast.
I’m dropping the full Pod episode here bc we got flagged on YouTube this week because I gave my opinion on the Epstein cover up, why I think they will get away with it, and I list all the other lists I’d like to make of other pedo creeps roaming the earth, and I don’t say…
Add Busta Rhymes to the list of things AI can never replace
Dude lets stop all fighting we are all hilarious and cool
families may have been divided but the world is united
This weeks pod is crazy flagged on YouTube because I talk about the Epstein cover up and all the other weird underage stuff hiding in plain sight so I’m gonna post it in full on Twitter later tonight let’s see how this goes 🤘
I volunteer to perform at the Astronomer company holiday party for free this year.
Yes the Coldplay couple are pigs but they are consenting adults who won't get away with this but the pedos who have non consensual affairs with kids are like PHEW THANK YOU CHRIS MARTIN for taking the heat off us for a sec
Coldplay’s Chris Martin accidentally exposed Andy Byron, CEO of huge tech firm Astronomer, having an affair with his HR chief, Kristin Cabot 🫠 Today his wife's removed 'Byron' from her Facebook profile! 😬 Andy reportedly has a net worth of $1.3bn. Someone's getting rich lol.
If any WNBA players were offended by Shane’s jokes they can defend themselves but I am sure they are offended you think they need you to protect them
“even though being on the Jumbotron usually gives someone the best moment of their lives we must protect the rights of entitled scumbags, their shameless trollops and our many many bracelets”
How is he going to break it to his wife and family that he’s a Coldplay fan
The CEO of one of the largest tech companies in the world was just caught on camera having an affair with his head of HR 🤦🏻♂️
I was at the #ESPYS. Shane was hilarious and killed - award show crowds are half seat fillers on edibles who are taking selfies during the show but all the alert sober people were dying laughing ya dorks but if you want to be mad the president just covered up a sex ring
Cool Trump got fake sugar out of soda so kids aren’t harmed by chemicals when being trafficked by his homies
New pod up and I figure out why we love Love Island and who probably went to Epstein Island youtu.be/DJPCj4_xe9s
My sex robot finally found her forever home with @billmaher.
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Never let go of “The Epstein Thing.” We all need to stand up against rogue psychopaths within our ICs, and find the courage to speak up on behalf of those without the ability to speak for themselves. How is this complicated? As the oath says: All enemies, foreign & domestic.
Why doesn’t anyone still wanna be president after they are like 6
This is the kind of episode you'll replay just to laugh again. 🤣 Click here to watch: youtu.be/GMeffseSfQI?si… @billmaher @WhitneyCummings
I'm confused; they now say theres no Epstein list and that he did take his own life. But if there was no list, why would he have needed to take his own life help me understand
I promise you the robots could only kill us at this point by annoying us to death