White Boy Capital
@WhiteBoyCapital
Finance Guru | Gym Slut | Esoteric Bad Boy
The freaks want you to be fat and miserable. Fuck that.
Hoping for a constitutional crisis, actually
Walking into the ICE field office with 13 DoorDash drivers in my trunk
Project 2029 will ban foreigners from holding public office
Mind if a White Boy speaks a little American tonight?
So gay, man. These guys run into burning buildings. Let them take the hot girls on a little ride in the rig, it’s meant to be this way.
FDNY suspends officer for giving ‘hot girls’ ride on firetruck as department probes ‘frat house’ behavior trib.al/QYnKvMe
The current thing has concluded Congrats to the winners Stand by for more situations to monitor
First day of White Boy Summer, touch grass
Happy Birthday to the King of the Americas, the God Emperor, Supreme Sovereign, Pontifex Maximus, bridger of Heaven and Earth, his Royal Majesty Donald J. Trump
Brushing up on Chinese slurs so I can properly defend my country
What’s important is that we’re all having fun again
Another week of listening to low-IQ freaks tell me what I didn’t vote for
BREAKING: ☀️ Retard judges can’t cancel the first day of White Boy Spring
That black pill is raising your cortisol fatty
He who saves his Country does not violate any Law.
Happy Gulf of America Day to all the haters and losers
We’re defunding the globalists and they’re panicking
