WheelmanForHire
@WheelmanForHire
Dad jokes. Political crap. Strong opinions. Sorry ladies, I'm taken.
I am not having a good week of keeping track of my tools in the shop. Down 4 tools already.
When I get this thing, shipped directly from China. What should I do with it first? Actually hook it up to bluetooth? -OR- Lick it to see if it tastes like COVID 25?


He's right but the woman is beyond "I can fix her" unless your name is Jesus.
Ghislain Maxwell is kinda cute. It had to be said. I do not apologize.
Trump has said multiple times that he would sign a bill for nationwide carry reciprocity if it were put on his desk. Demand congress do their job by following our Roadmap To Restore Your Rights!
Would rather the country be on fire than pretend that the shit Obama did is fine. We can rebuild burnt down houses. We can't rebuild our country from a government that deceives the electorate.
Obama isn’t sweating about the consequences of the newly released docs showing phony intel used to get Trump—and then to make his election look illegitimate. If Obama got indicted for treason, sedition or littering, the country would be on fire—and Obama knows it. So does Trump.
Everyone mad because they think @CyborgPeds gets kickbacks from Big Pharma? Why is no one asking what teachers are getting from Big Office Supplies as we get told we HAVE to buy more supplies for back to school than an actuall office needs?
I am thankful for anyone who puts up with me. I am difficult.

They don't want you to know this but you can just pick up heavy things for free. I have several hundred heavy things I pick up.
Why, as a grown man, are you not picking up heavy things on the daily--?
Nothing warms the cockles of my heart like showing up to work every day and having to deal with bad designs made by people who get paid twice what I do to sit at home all day and waggle their mouse enough so Teams doesn't show them as away. If you don't want your job, GTFO
It is just my luck that my number one played "game" on this computer is AutoCAD.

"Miles on it" is the absolute worst song ever written.
One of these things is not like the other. One of these things had hope that the government would actually put people in jail.
10 years ago vs now
Microsoft: *introduces product or service* Me: "That's awesome!" *proceeds to incorporate it into my life to the point where it's integral to my processes* Microsoft: "Nevermind. Use a different service"
Microsoft: *introduces product or service* Me: "That's awesome!" *proceeds to incorporate it into my life to the point where it's integral to my processes* Microsoft: "Nevermind. Use a different service"
Better question: Why is it legal? They are basically political prostitutes.
Professionally printed placards. Organised crowds. Amplified messages. So the real question is: who’s behind it all and who’s paying for it?
Don't let them fool you. This is peak male right here.
