Whale Squares

How do you pick squares?

Every square has 3 ingredients: 🧃 Vibes 🧃 Chance 🧃 Meme juice Shake. Wait. Boom 💥

That one friend who: – Didn’t understand the game – Picked a random square – Hit the final score – Now thinks they’re a crypto genius We all know one.

You’ve seen others win. You’ve watched hosts brag. You’ve scrolled past 10 Whale tweets. Now it’s your turn to pick a square.

🎥 In a world… where crypto games are complicated… One platform dares to say: “Just pick a square, bro.” Coming soon to a chain near you… Whale Squares: The Simplicity Awakens.

Every square has its time. Every time has its pain. And you… you’re right on schedule.

First time hitting a square on Whale Squares feels like: – Your meme coin pumped – Your crush replied – Your squad witnessed it All at once. 🏆

What’s going on the back of your jersey? (Wrong answers only 👇)

You don’t choose the board. Sometimes… it calls you back.🌀

Regular IQ: Plays chess. Higher IQ: Trades options. Peak IQ: Wins meme coin squares and brags in all caps.

Web2 Sports Squares – Uses Excel – Group chat chaos – Delayed payout – “Who’s holding the pot?” Web3 (Whale Squares) – NFT boards – Smart contract logic – Auto payout – Host gets a cut Upgrade complete. ✅

Pick a board personality:

Crypto chart red? Check the squares. You might still hit the board while your bags bleed. One dub > ten dips.

Not every game needs to be skill-based. Sometimes you just wanna bet on vibes and get paid. Whale Squares understood the assignment.

Test 0057: – Square: 7-4 – Reaction: Immediate regret – Screenshot: Missed – Subject: Rehosting again. Conclusion: Memes = stable. Player = not.

Whale Squares Flavors: – Lucky Lime – Overthink Orange – Screenshot Sour – Meme Blast – Copium Cola

The future looks bright. This is gonna break.

You overthink your square pick. You miss. What’s your excuse this time?

Package delivered: ✅ Item: 1 locked square ETA to chaos: 06:10 Signature required: Only if it hits