West Ham Rambles
@WestHamRambles
Rambles on our beloved, shambolic West Ham. 'A fellow intellectual' - Simon Jordan. 'Funny' - exwhuemployee ⚒⚒⚒
I think they are at New Jersey, currently
3 weeks today until the season starts at Sunderland away. Thoughts on where the squad is currently at? 🤔⚒️
Hey, grok, who is the biggest w*nker on #whufc twitter? Hey, Rambles, it’s called X now, but the answer is still the same, it’s that tubby f*cker, Sean Whetstone.
“Result! Now Salty can crack on with selling Paqueta. That’s another large brown envelope to split between us! Then I’ll get the kick back from that cripple Callum Wilson’s signing on fee as well. Things are looking up!” #WHUFC
Paqueta. Personally, I hope he stays for another season. I think without the proverbial axe over his head he will flourish again Then his value will go up considerably as well. That said, watch The Spunk Hobbit sell him for £25m to the first bidder. #WHUFC
We don’t win any races…
🚨 West Ham are winning the race to sign Douglas Luiz from Juventus.⚒️🇧🇷 #WHUFC #Juve (via @tbrfootball)
🚨🆕 Callum Wilson 🔜 West Ham ⏳
🚨🆕 Callum Wilson 🔜 West Ham ⏳
Sullivan Playbook no.434: Drag out any possible transfer as long as you can, in order to give other teams the chance to come in and buy the player.
A move for Harvey Elliot has stalled for the time being. West Ham have been in contact with the player’s representatives, ROOF, and there are no issues regarding personal terms. However, the player is attracting interest from several other clubs, complicating matters. – C&H
Sullivan to sell the club and take Brady with him.
Is there anything the club could do that would make you accept the signing of Callum Wilson?
“Sean, put it out there that it’s Potter’s choice to sell ‘im. That’ll give me some time to line up some buyers. Then I can pocket the Kudus cash and spend the money we get for the Brazilian “
The decision of whether West Ham will sell Lucas Paqueta is down to Graham Potter and the player himself. Following the leaked verdict yesterday we asked a club insider today whether Paqueta would stay or leave West Ham only to be told it was a “Manager and player’s decision”
Friday 25 July - It’s supposed to be verdict day for Lucas Paquetá but it’s 7pm and we’re still waiting 🥱 - The Brazilians are reporting that sources close to the player still say we’ll hear the verdict today 😴 - When a stooge asked Sully when we’ll get the verdict he…
Thought your letter had sorted it all out, Sean? 😬
At midnight last night, club sources strongly believed they would be given the verdict on the Lucas Paqueta hearing sometime today (Friday) Multiple sources later confirmed that information, but Friday has come and gone, and now, as we enter the evening, an announcement is…
9 years on: Selling to buy Free transfers past their prime A stadium full of tourists who cheer our opponents Taking out payday loans with Barclays We need a mortgage for food & drink in a rented stadium with leaks and cracks World Class @karren_brady, glad we could trust you👏
Never Forget!
After a little blip! (ADAM'S FAULT - apologies @premierleague 😬) WATCH OUR LATEST EPISODE HERE: youtube.com/live/silcoaSwV…
He literally didn’t say that.
BREAKING: West Ham are interested in Nicolas Jackson! @Matt_Law_DT
Thursday 24 July - The quietest day for #guff in a long time with the Club announcing Lilley Plummer as the Club’s new Official Insurance Partner. - We’re supposedly interested in Chelsea centre back Tosin Adarabioyo. - And that we are still very much trying to sign Juventus…
So, who’s Sullivan selling Paqueta to, when he’s cleared? #WHUFC
#FPL CHAT SHORTLY! JOIN THE CHAT! youtube.com/live/silcoaSwV…
West Ham are 'pushing hard' to sign Juventus midfielder Douglas Luiz on loan with an option to make the move permanent next summer. The Hammers are close to offloading Guido Rodriguez, which would make room for the Brazilian to join. [@GraemeBailey] #WHUFC #COYI
West Ham are 'pushing hard' to sign Juventus midfielder Douglas Luiz on loan with an option to make the move permanent next summer. The Hammers are close to offloading Guido Rodriguez, which would make room for the Brazilian to join. [@GraemeBailey] #WHUFC #COYI
Wednesday 23 July - Sully’s been very quiet today and that means his stooges have been quiet too. - We played two sixty minute friendlies yesterday behind closed doors vs Ipswich Town. - The first sixty minute game finished 1-0 to us due to a last minute own goal. The second…
Bet they won’t insure Callum Wilson
West Ham United is proud to announce Lilley Plummer as the Club’s new Official Insurance Partner for both the Men’s and Women’s first teams, marking an exciting first chapter in a shared story of ambition, growth, and London heritage. 🤝 For more 👇