Weird Gut Feeling
@WeirdGutFeeling
Simply become insane and desperate. Rightwing artist.
Here's some art I made for #ConGREGated It's started! Go check it out on Kick!

I'm about to venture into the world of live vertical youtube. Pray for me.
I figured out why every grocery store has a Starbucks in it.

Which of you ladies is gonna man up and start shitposting about Will Stancil on the tea app?

My entire feed is "nothing beats a jet 2 holiday" over and over again. Can this meme die already? It wasn't even that funny to begin with.
Yes we do. But there are polite and friendly ways to approach a woman. For example, giving her a compliment like "You smell really nice" or "That's a beautiful dress" and if she gives you a smile, you can either continue the conversation or if she looks away, then she's not…
Yes we do. But there are polite and friendly ways to approach a woman. For example, giving her a compliment like "You smell really nice" or "That's a beautiful dress" and if she gives you a smile, you can either continue the conversation or if she looks away, then she's not…
Classic rock stations are going to be so annoying today.
Deep down you know, if Money for Nothing were written today, it wouldn't be about the aspiration to become a famous and successful musician. It would either about becoming a flash in the pan viral tik-toker or it would be about getting on welfare.
I just realized Megan McCain and Liz Chaney are two separate people. I've just been sorting them into the same bin in my brain for so long they're basically Siamese twins to my neurons.
If you think hot gluing two pieces of fabric together counts as sewing, you go to hell when you die.
You know what's funny about the Astronomy CEO affair thing? If they had just played it cool and not reacted so guiltily, they wouldn't have gone viral and completely blown up their lives.
When I was in college I had to sign a safety waiver to use a chemical in one of my chemistry lab classes. I only ever had to do that for one single chemical despite working with tons of chemicals in a bunch of my classes. That chemical was the caramel color used in coke.
Through most of human history, starvation was a real threat that meant your body slowly eating itself to survive until you shriveled up and died painfully. In the US, starvation is weighing 300 pounds and not having taxpayers pay for your twice weekly case of diet mountain dew.
Mexicans will wave their flags and talk about how great Mexico is. But if you try to make them go there, they scream that you're violating their human rights.
Jeffery Epstein had Better Off Alone on his spotify playlist.

Food stamps should be to keep people from starving to death. They should get gruel with a multivitamin. Not unlimited doritos, mountain dew and crab legs.