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@WeirdAlFan2004
Master of Situations. HER 🏳️⚧️ #JUMPFORCEJUNKIES
how to date someone with autism 1. use complex and idiomatic language 2. dont explain anything that you say or do 3. yell really loudly at random times 4. change every plan you make last minute 5. if they keep bringing up a certain topic and you aren't sure why, tell them to sto
This piece of Frisk characterization is more well-known but its SO funny. What was going through their mind. Why do they type like that. Do they GENUINELY think " yo your one hot hot baby" is W rizz. They're so weird man I HATE THEMMM
WD Gaster is awesome cuz he's in a sorta schodinger's cat situation where he's either G-Man, Missingno, Professor Farnsworth, or some other shit
Smash players would call an empty jump low some shit like the winged toe tickler
Men, I challenge you to try this in August. - Daily porn - Daily alcohol - 5-8 hours on the game/day - 2-5 hours of sleep - 500> steps/day - 0 push-ups daily - No home cooked meals; takeout only Shall we?
I'm gonna be soyjakian for a sec but UFO 50 would be cool asf on Switch
I encourage all American oomfs to send a message to your local representative to not get the Kids Online Safety Act signed into law. Make sure to mention that it'll drive kids to more dangerous places and allow hackers to steal information more easily.
If humans had tails we’d probably find unique ways to use them
screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time
Say Trump is right, and the Democrats corrupted the Epstein files to make him and others look guilty, as he alleges. …wouldn’t Trump want to get to the bottom of that? Threaten legal action? Instead we’re getting its “old history”, “don’t waste your time”, “let’s move on.”
Q: What caused the breach between you and Epstein? Trump: That's such old history. Very easy to explain, but I don't want to waste your time by explaining it. He hired help. He stole people that work for me. I said, 'Don't ever do that again'