Full time race horse owner
@WeBringTheBloom
Sensational but nonchalant owner. Neutral. Some posts may be inaccurate.
🚨Celebrity chef Heston Blumenthal has been brought in to lead Brighton’s catering team ahead of the new season. From Fulham, fans can expect Matchday treats such as the meat fruit and savoury ice cream to be readily available in the concourse. #bhafc

Bournemouth Boss Andoni Oriola was a trialist for Brighton in their 2-0 win over Coventry today. This follows months of speculation of the Spaniard potentially leaving Dean Court. #afcb #bhafc
🙌| Brighton’s XIs from today’s 2-0 win against Coventry: First half: Steele, Wieffer, Dunk, van Hecke, De Cuyper, Ayari, Hinshelwood, Gruda, O’Riley, Mitoma, Georginio. Finishing XI: Steele, Veltman, Simmonds, Coppola, Kadioglu, Milner, Yalcouye, Oriola, Sarmiento, Moran,…
🚨Tony Bloom has announced that Brighton will be receiving a name change for their 124 year and one month anniversary. The club will now be called Brighkilogram and Hove Albion, to symbolise the change from imperial to metric. This comes after months of fan feedback. #bhafc

🚨 Eiran Cashin has slated Brighton in his first interview as Birmingham player: “All the data suggested Brighton was the best club for me, so much for data eh!” #bhafc

James Milner on how he has maintained his longevity in the Premier League: “I love 24k gold labubu crumbl cookie matcha! I have four a day, and five on a matchday! I was actually the inventor of them.” #bhafc

🚨 Facundo Buonanotte on links to Borussia Dortmund and Lyon: “After spending a year in the midlands, I need a complete detox. I just need a place where the beer or wine is magnifique, and Brighton does not take care of that.” #bhafc #lcfc #bvb

🚨 Diego Coppola is set to miss a few months of the season between February and April in 2026. He’s set to begin filming his directorial debut film, produced by father Francis Ford Coppola. #bhafc

🚨 Fabian Hürzeler has reportedly locked the Brighton team in the locker room and is refusing to let them out. This follows scoring just two against amateur Spanish side Los Pollos. #bhafc

🚨Matt O’Riley is reportedly furious at half time of the clash between Brighton and Las Palmas. He is angry at being out of position, having never been in a position to score or assist previously at Brighton. #bhafc

🚨EXCLUSIVE: Brighton’s leaked starting 11 to take on Fulham this August. #bhafc #ffc

🚨Fabian Hürzeler sets out the season ambitions in bombshell interview: “We aim to avoid relegation and go from there. “Once again we will spend 200m and call it a transition season, because I love attacking in transition!” #bhafc

Brighton have submitted a request to UEFA to remove Crystal Palace from Europe completely. In an open letter to Alexsander Čeferin, Tony Bloom has claimed that an owner who ‘lacks any ambition’ shouldn’t be rewarded for fluking an FA Cup. #BHAFC #CPFC

Kostoulas can be considered a Brighton player. 🦎
Joao Pedro could miss up to four weeks of action with an ankle injury. Further tests to be carried out soon. Will definitely miss Chelsea and Tottenham, as per Hürzeler on the former.
No more twists in terms of incomings today. Gilmour off the most significant deal to be finalised today. Not much to stay up for tonight Albion fans.