Waxe Wod

Some people were hesitant to ask due to time and expense, but if you don't mind waiting, I am so happy to crochet an orange scarf for you in honor of The Bibas family. You just have to DM me a mailing address. I'll pay for yarn. My dad is springing for freight. 🧡

Random note I left myself: "Youth is wasted on the young and meet cutes are wasted on the romcom heroes and heroines, and even though Barbie and Ken have a dream house, not everyone looks good in pink."

I wanted to play a spoof of "Old Town Road" for my parents. First, I had to play them the video (that has been seen 1.3 billion times).

Match my blue with a blue hue of yours? (No faces, please.) 📸

I wrote something I think is really funny. Let's see if you think it's really funny... patreon.com/posts/13507019… #caregiving #caregiver #robot

I'm writing a mini essay for one of the insurance companies. I'm going to make it as bold and bald and funny and ferocious as I possibly can.

Here is my Saturday Happy List! Add yours if you'd like... patreon.com/posts/13500141…

I've been writing nonfiction and sweet fiction and I am jonesing lately to write something seriously dirty.

Here's something I wrote for a contest... patreon.com/posts/13494057… #shortstory #writinglife #contest #nonfiction #romance

I was going to say that I'm seriously high, but it's more like hysterically high.

Here is a note I got from a friend on a story I'm about to turn in: "So lovely, this little story—and the last line just killed me…in the best way possible."

When you're a #caregiver, (some) people act as if you can keep doing this for the rest of your life. This is how my friend put it: "The stick you in hell and say we’ll judge you if we try to leave hell."

I subbed a story for a contest and got this response: "Absolutely love this. I love how the lost and found theme wove through the whole work. The tone is so grounded and real!! Just wow..."

A betting game in which people place bets on how long whatever new fucked up shit is trending will stay in the headlines.

Want to read about me #caregiving for my mom and my husband simultaneously while my dad and two of his 80-something-year-old friends drove to San Francisco to visit their 90-something-year-old friend? patreon.com/posts/13477811…

Everyone is fine, but my son was in a car accident today.

Ozzy Forever!