Wavy Dad π§πΎββοΈ
@WavyPresident
Dad π§πΎββοΈ, President π¨πΎβπΌ, Real π₯·π½
A wise woman once said:
I really be trying to give people the benefit of the doubt but thatβs my problem.
I know them dolphins and other sea creatures were PISSED!
Waka Flocka spotted performing at SeaWorld and had the employees turninβ up on the job.
How do you think you get to marriage?
You don't owe anyone loyalty if you're just dating... loyalty is for MARRIAGE.
I didnβt think Carrie could get any more stupid, but clearly Carrie in her 50s is worst than Carrie in her 30s.
Carrie is one stupid mf! Aidan, who told you he couldnβt be with you for 5 years, comes to visit & tells you he slept with his ex wife & you say βyou understand him?β ARE YOU DUMB?!
Eh Iβm 50/50. Because at a certain age having less than $1k to your name means youβre in crisis.
This app is so out of touch with reality.
Just spent damn near $200 at the grocery store. Get Trump ass out of Office NOW!
Ok enough of being mannish. Whats for breakfast kids?
Aye!! Iβm the spokesperson for Acai Bowls! π. Gonna promote them every chance I get.
saw this and thought of @WavyPresident
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Some YN's walk up to me today at da reunion tlkn bout just stand bck here behind us u gone be good π I look down it's bout 6 switches I say oh ok u said stand where lil brudda ππππππππππ
I ainβt never been at home, felt lonely and thought βhey I wish I was at work right nowβ
Having a job is crazy. When youβre at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When youβre at work, youβre exhausted and just want to go home.
First of allβ¦ Iβm not gonna have no roommates!
yall canβt βmove to NYCβ all your problems away. thatβs why yall be here with 8 roommates and no eyebrows
LMAOOOOOOOO
Her knees? Oh God, please give JLo the pain π₯Ί
I canβt stop looking at this. She looked back like 3 times like βwhat the hell happened to your hand?!β
the way she looks at the robot