Massive Genius

Long term life goal currently is to obtain all of these classical music vinyl compilations from the 1970s with Funny Little Cats on the cover. If anyone can assist me in this reach out immediately

Got cut off in traffic by a guy with wire rimmed glasses and a frog and toad bumper sticker. His ass is going in the shipping container

Freedom From Have

For an embarrassingly long amount of time I thought Sia’s movie won best picture in 2021. like in my head CODA and Music were the same thing. Idk why i thought this

This is a really hard week for dudes with brain damage

I paused my broca’s aphasia to be here

I have no opps.

If i have another dream where mario drowns im probably just gonna become inconsolable

Heart worn…heart worm 💔

Not my toxic ass imaginary friend trying to get back into my life 💀💀

midcentury socialite in Gotham City: i think i will get martha wayne this ornate pearl necklace for her birthday

Shrinks head into my iron lung like a turtle

every friend group got the jeffrey epstein. that dude who gives everyone rides and got your back but hes lowkey a clout chaser

i think i might get funny again

One of the most important dylan questions is which version of spanish is the loving tongue is the best. (Its the new morning outtake btw)

“Stoned me just like jelly roll…” ~Van Morrison

Pivotal Ruth sends her regards