Vought International

Today, Vought can confirm A-Train is being deployed overseas effective immediately. We have to keep all details confidential, both for his safety and the safety of the free world. Let’s wish him good luck and especially, God speed!

One year ago, we lost a dear friend of the Superhuman community – Victoria Neuman. Not a day goes by without her popping into our minds. That’s why this fall, we’re unveiling a memorial statue in the Godolkin University student union, so that young heroes can continue to…

There’s one team Americans can always get behind – Homelander’s. Instead of watching the game today, our superhero-in-chief is flying like an eagle over this great country, keeping it safe from Starlighter thugs. Honor him by bidding on this non-fungible JPEG!

It’s a shame we even have to address this, but Vought can confirm rumors of a superhero orgy known as Herogasm are FAKE NEWS. Furthermore, there are no “Herogasm Files” with a list of attendees like Soldier Boy, Liberty and Deep. The idea that Soldier Boy, pictured here with the…

Today, we say HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA, and more importantly, THANK YOU HOMELANDER. This country is stronger, happier and more fiscally sound than ever thanks to you. Send this post to a Starlighter to wish them a HAPPY 4TH!!!

This Fourth of July, let your neighbors know you’re AMERICAN. Introducing Firecracker’s Patriot Poppers, designed and mostly made right here in the good ole U.S. of A. Every time you set one off, you can hear Starlighter tears in the distance!

Happy’s Father Day, patriots! Or as Ryan might say, Gratulerer med farsdagen! That’s because his loving father just flew with him to Norway to visit a prestigious boarding school he’d like to attend next year. Look how happy the two of them are TOGETHER!

Today, join legendary director Adam Bourke (Dawn of the Seven, Training A-Train) as he unveils proprietary trade secrets for dominating awards season. Actors, if you're putting up massive ratings and TikTok views, but have never hoisted the hardware, this Superclass is for you!

This weekend, Vought on Ice is coming to guide LOST Angeles back to the light. Join us for skating, Jitter Bean and joyful renditions of “Let’s Put The Christ Back In Christmas.” Don’t be a grinch and/or Starlighter, reserve your FREE tickets here! bit.ly/VoughtonIce

Today, Deep wraps up his work at the Department of Preserving Earth (DOPE). It was always meant to be a 6-month gig, since he’s needed on other missions. He’d like to thank Homelander & his octo-bros, squid squad, broaccudas and brolphins for trusting him with the opportunity!

It’s Christmas in June, HomeTeamers! Soon, Vought on Ice is coming to save Woke Angeles. The best part? It's FREE! Patriots who purchased tickets last year will not be refunded in cash, but with holiday joy instead. Stay tuned next week for more details.

There are many worthy candidates, and this afternoon, you can add one more to the list – Homelander. Selfless as ever, our greatest hero just offered to assume the world’s holiest position if called upon. Faithful, forgiving, and flawless in every way – he’d make a GREAT pope!

It’s official – Godolkin University’s fall coursework has been approved by Dean Cipher AND President Calhoun. We’re proud to keep breaking down barriers between government and private education. Also our DEI Office is closed until further notice.

As markets reopen, we’d like to remind patriots and shareholders that Vought is fiscally sound and well-positioned for an exciting economic future. Our superheroes are homegrown, meaning no imports needed, and no extra costs passed on to our customers. You’re welcome, America!

Today, we celebrate the most important birth in the history of America – Homelander’s. He hates the spotlight, but that didn’t stop his loved ones from wishing him well. See what Ryan, A-Train and team wrote in his card!

Vought knows and cares about how much patriots are paying for groceries. That’s why Vought Fresh Farms is proud to announce a historically new low price on our eggs by the dozen. No woke yolks guaranteed!

Coming soon to a map near you – LAKE DEEPIE. The Lord of the Seven Seas loved his morning swims in Sandusky so much, he decided to rename the lake after himself. It’s also now fully American water, controlled by the great state of Ohio. Sorry, Canada!

Our research department is thrilled to report that Christmas spirit is at an all-time high, thanks to Vought’s strong values. There’s nothing we love more than teaching the woke mob how to celebrate the correct holiday. MERRY CHRISTMAS, patriots!

This Christmas, stuff someone’s stocking with the Homelander Tree Topper™. The perfect gift for the concerned patriots in your life. If you don’t see your neighbor displaying one, say something to your local authorities – they could be a grinch and/or a Starlighter!

It’s with a heavy heart that Firecracker has withdrawn her name from consideration as Head of Homeland Security. Believe all the lies you want, but the TRUTH is that she simply has too much on her plate being VNN’s lead anchor. She looks forward to impacting this nation’s youth…

Today, Vought is proud to announce Deep as the head of a newly formed agency: the Department of Preserving Earth (DOPE). In this role, he’ll work closely with his best friend Homelander to make our oceans a little more Super. After his resounding success as head of Crime…