Dark Brandon
@VoteDarkBrandon
Lover of ice cream, hater of malarkey 🥁
Sorry Karen, I was too busy freeing Americans held prisoner in Russia to give one single solitary f**k about you.
Biden is MIA. Why is no one talking about it?
Folks — Obama wore a tan suit, and Republican lawmakers lost their f**king minds. But when the agents in this video act like brownshirts? Those same @GOP elected officials are dead silent. Cowards, plain and simple.
Senator Padilla chose disrespectful political theatre and interrupted a live press conference without identifying himself or having his Senate security pin on as he lunged toward Secretary Noem. Mr. Padilla was told repeatedly to back away and did not comply with officers’…
With all the noise in DC, it’s easy to forget what legislating actually looks like. But up in NY, @AlexBores sure hasn’t forgotten. This AI bill is a big f**kin’ deal, and fills a gap most of Congress can’t even understand. If you like Dems who get sh*t done, he’s one to watch.
Tonight, we passed my RAISE Act — for the first time requiring basic guardrails for frontier AI. Developers promised to keep us safe; this bipartisan bill ensures they keep that promise.
Here’s the deal: Trump has deployed the National Guard in California against the Governor’s will. I have a question for the MAGA confederate flag-waving crowd: You folks still care about “states’ rights”? Or are you ready to drop the malarkey and just admit you’re racist?
Great day at the beach in Delaware, folks! Did I miss anything?
Can anyone prove that JD Vance is *not* f**king his couch right now?
Why isn't JD tweeting?
Folks — I meant what I said, and I said what I meant: I can beat the hell out of @jaketapper and @AlexThomp. One-hundred percent.
Leavitt: Hatred has no place in the United States of America under President Donald Trump
Leavitt: Hatred has no place in the United States of America under President Donald Trump
No one in America is stronger than Joe Biden. Mine metastasized to the bones too. Cancer has no fucking idea who it’s dealing with. Betting against Biden has never been and still remains a bad fucking bet
Wonder what the folks paying $500,000 to join Executive Branch thought
NEWS -- Sources tell me that House Republicans are not expected to pursue a new tax bracket for individuals earning $2.5M and couples earning $5M. Trump had asked for this, but then said he didn't want them to pursue it but he would be fine if they would. So I guess they took…
Former fed. prosecutor Chuck Work to @JRubinBlogger: @EagleEdMartin's connections to a Nazi sympathizer are "disqualifying. And the relationships were extensive. He has tried to minimize them...lied" to @SenJudiciaryGOP. We "can't believe that this person would be" nominated.
God love ya, Marco Rubio. The guy is stacking up cabinet seats like they’re infinity stones. Feels like we’re one Hegseth f*ck-up away from him being able to snap half Elon’s fortune to dust.
In Donald’s defense: I don’t think he knows where he is. Draw a clock, pal.
this mf is out here delivering his standard rally speech to a bunch of graduating college students
Folks, in my first 100 days we passed the American Rescue Plan, delivered 200 million doses of COVID-19 vaccine, rejoined the Paris Climate Agreement, and killed the Keystone XL Pipeline. 100 days in and Donald tanked the stock market, bowed to Putin, and went golfing… a lot.