The Voice of Harpo 🇺🇸🦅

Notice @GregAbbott_TX thanked Arkansas and other states for helping Texas but somehow forgot the elite rescue teams from Mexico. Because that would really fuck up their narrative.

As Texas is ravaged by floods and 20 children are missing from a girls camp, where is Donald Trump? Is he in Texas? Is he helping Texas? He's golfing. This is what #MAGA voted for. This is what #Texas voted for.

Dear MAGA, They told you the real danger was the guy sweating on your roof in July or the woman wiping your grandmother’s chin for $10 an hour working double shift. And you bought it. So you clapped like seals, chanting USA USA USA, while they ripped your healthcare, took lunch…

“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” — FDR “Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country.” — JFK “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!” — Ronald Reagan “The windmills are driving the whales loco.” — Donald J “for Genius” Trump

Listen to @Scaramucci. It’s scary, but it’s spot on. His is a wake-up call we’ve all gotta heed.

Dear @SenSchumer and @RepJeffries MIKE JOHNSON literally shut down the House and sent members home to BLOCK A VOTE ON THE EPSTEIN FILES. YOU SHOULD BE CUTTING TV ADS RIGHT NOW DENOUNCING THIS. YOU SHOULD BE ON TV IN RED STATES DENOUNCING THIS. GET OFF YOUR ASSES AND DO THIS!

The difference between Chris Martin and Bruce Springsteen ... At least Bruce gives you warning...😅 #ColdplayConcert

Next they’ll say he doesn’t like to tweet.

The television moment you’ve been waiting for: Wolf Blitzer utters the words “pubic hair”, with just the right amount of distain.

Don't let the #Epstein_Files go. Don't let it be like the school shootings. Don't let it be like Jan 6. Don't let it be like the loss of RoeVWade.

It’s been one whole year, and we still know nothing about this guy

Great question @DonaldJTrumpJr

Dear #MAGA, One of the KEY rescue teams in Texas are from MEXICO. They crossed the border to SAVE LIVES and FIND BODIES. Please - speaking to you racists out there - try not to arrest or deport them while they save American lives.

It was all a lie, MAGA. Your tips and overtime are still taxed. No trade deals have been made. No wars ended. No Epstein list published. Trump lied about everything.

“Our worst nightmare is that weather forecast offices will be so understaffed that there will be needless loss of life,” wrote five former NWS directors from both Democratic and Republican administrations in an open letter on May 2nd. In Houston, 44% of NWS positions are vacant.

I’m sorry for the long post but a lot of you have followed me for a long time, since 2016 when I was one of the first to repeatedly call out Trump for being a Russian asset. I don’t know how else to say this, as a person who has studied cults (wrote a bestseller about it) and…

Y’all want to see how much Black & White Americans hate each other?

Alligator Alcatraz cost $450M and flooded in a day. It’s been raining nonstop in SoFlo this week, now imagine during a hurricane. Don’t call yourself a Christian while cheering on a cage built to dehumanize. Jesus fed the hungry; he didn’t drown them. 🐊✝️

The WH just posted this video of Trump dancing, while neither he nor the official White House account has said a word about the deadly Texas flooding that killed at least 13 and left many missing, including 23 children from Camp Mystic. Disgusting.

Now that they removed taxes on tips does that mean I can tip 30% less?