Viathan

last photo from this shoot i promise

that’s none of your business actually

aw they named one of the tft powerups after me

i am feeling incredibly abnormal today

sometimes i stalk oomf’s followings and see that they follow like 0 other men and i’m just like damn i’ve got a lot to live up to here

a staggering number of men have me blocked it’s so silly like i’m sorry princess

aphrodite’s powers are rly not that crazy like i too have been controlled by beautiful women u don’t need to be a god to do that

who wants to hang out (again) gif related (again)

oh

$100 is a lot mommy

makes sense cos 0.50 is a non binary number

this is literally me btw

why not

my favourite photo and then 1 of 2 selfies that i took this month

might put this in my bio

if i was a robot i would probably be rly into beautiful women calling me a clanker

i just remembered how much i hate hearthstone tournament metas i just played a best of 3 series that went on for 70 minutes