Niko
@VB_tins
Corvus ministrator, Stoic & reverer of the Old Gods. Tweets approved by my boss: a dour, distrusting raven. Once you're disconnected... can you come back?
Nothing hugely miraculous, but I *have* noticed tangible improvements in alertness, energy & gut health since going onto green tea. Never felt anything actually good with black tea and white tea tastes like boiled grass.
what if your car had broken down and there was no mobile reception and this was the only light for miles around and if there was a sign above the door that said "free hugs" what then
My ex unblocked me on instagram, now I’m getting notifications she viewed my LinkedIn… is it time…
We're at the point where we're going to have to seriously think about banning plastic.
And the name of the enchanting 'non-human entity'? Ayahuasca.
Brazilian hunter missing for 50 days in Amazon rainforest was found alive, claiming he had been wandering in circles after being enchanted by a non-human entity. 🧵 g1.globo.com/am/amazonas/no…
Dinner tonight is microwaved eggs on day-old flat bread, because I know how to treat a lady.
Terrible photo sorry, but up close it becomes horrifically apparent that the ibis (binnus chickennis) is an other-realm vessel imprisoning a cursed human soul. I think the ancient Egyptians were correct in revereing them.
This Coldplay Jumbotron thing is going to initiate, I estimate, not less than four gruelling multimillion dollar lawsuits.
what if I take you on a date to a Coldplay concert and we get caught on the jumbotron and then we kiss what then