nattie winters

new game studio HOTBRAIN :] go to hotbrain.land for secrets in your email box...

i don't like this website, and all the 40-year-olds i know are on the other posting website. if you need my posts, they'll be on the other posting website.

the chlorophyll from an all-grass diet is what gives cows their distinctive green color and blade-like appearance

paying $240/year for the new york times to mail me a barrel of sewage each week because sometimes there's half a sandwich floating around in there

heard you got soup troubles

Yesterday 2: What if you were the first guy to think of Waluigi

korn feels silly now, but you need to understand how important it was in the 90s to hear a guy on the radio cumming like a woman

lot of people asking how mario kart even happens, so here’s a quick rundown: he has the money to bribe city officials.

no one would know for at least 6 weeks if wario died

a thought bubble containing an ellipsis indicates that an animal has “barnyard wisdom”

the undisputed funniest poster ever has been nonconsentually inducted into the khive, yet the only compensation he ever got for posting this well was a short-lived adult swim web show. this website takes everything and gives you nothing in return.

🎶 there’s a hole in daddy’s face where macaroni goes 🎵

you know i love spaghetti. would you bar me from the great spaghetti festival? of course not! so why would you block israel from the one hundred thousand dead civilians festival?

pulling up to the pasture in a brand new lincoln town cow

joe biden: where am i ruth bader ginsburg: did you bring toilet rush limbaugh: please tell me this guy brought toilet ronald reagan: toilet? aaliyah: we don't have toilet in heaven :( mussolini: il toilete??

it is a lonely life for the cuomosexual

hey, i violated sec regulations to get you a real shitty car emblazoned with your most traumatic memory. could you call me slugger or big guy? i’m so close

s3e18 was the most terrifying thing i’ve ever seen. to watch everything you know dissolve away, even the self, what a feeling! it stays with you. and also the gun in the deep fryer. bless u king <3

with millet harvests like these, only a fool would eschew peasant mindset

if it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then i think your dog is sick :(

[nuts weaker than expected and bolts upright] that’s not him. there’s someone else in the mr met suit