Sophisticated Handyman

The Alchemical Algorithm. There exists in all of reality an algorithm. The sole purpose of this algorithm is the evolution of your consciousness. In fact, the sole purpose of your existence… is the evolution of your consciousness. If you need to be humbled, The Algorithm…

I spent the entire day alone with a female in a work setting. We both have our own businesses and I was brought in by her to do a job. We chatted, got to know each other, did our jobs. Nothing remotely inappropriate happened. So much better than corporate life.

If you have any astrological understanding, you can see Mercury Retrograde in full effect all over X right now. So much miscommunication. 😂

Gym advice for men: A few years ago a Japanese scientist did a study that proved that writing positive or negative words on a container of water literally affected the structure of the water. - Don’t wear a shirt to the gym that says ‘Be Kind.’ Wear a shirt that says ‘Warlord’.

Just another example of the massive crisis of competence amongst humanity right now. You can’t find good employees, not even for the Beyoncé tour.

I often have to text clients ‘send me your address please.” When I type ‘send me your’, one of the predictive text choices is ‘OnlyFans’. Unbelievable. I have never typed ‘OnlyFans’ into my phone until just now. What if I accidentally sent that to a client? Not good.

I have two clients in the dog business - a doggy daycare and a dog training facility - and I never get to play with any of the dogs. It’s some absolute bullshit.

Eating seed oils is like putting an overly viscous oil into a car engine. Before long you have engine sludge that does the opposite of lubricating the engine. Seed oils quite literally gunk up your machinery.

If you resisted the Covid pressure, resisted the masking, refused the vax, walked the wrong way up the one way grocery aisles just to mess with the sheep… you are, as Carl Jung would say… ‘Individuated’. You have separated from the herd. The next step is to SPIRITUALIZE. Be…

I read a book recently about The Essenes that suggested that there were arranged marriage recommendations based on “star charts.” That would suggest that these ancient people understood astrological synastry. 🤔

I can see it already. AI is going to be unsettling and dystopian. Every ad you see with a person talking is going to be AI. Gross.

There should be a rule that says that retail stores can not play music from any decade other than the 60’s, 70’s, or 80’s. I didn’t deserve to have ‘What Is Love? (Lady Don’t Hurt Me)’ injected into my brain this morning at The Home Depot.

Shadow Work. What it is and how to do it. A simple explanation. When I got pulled into the vortex of psycho-spiritual inner work I kept coming across this term ‘shadow work.’ It’s a concept from Carl Jung about the unconscious part of the psyche. It’s the opposite of your ego…

I spend a lot of time working in people’s houses. I hear them on their zoom meetings because a lot of people work from home. The average discussion in these corporate meetings is nothing productive or important. I hear the word ‘inclusion’ a lot. I barely believe these email jobs…

AI is going to give the illusion of progress… but anything that can be wiped out with a solar flare frying the power grid isn’t real progress. Harness your inner technology. Spiritual or Materialist? The decision is upon you.

I like Grok. I don’t use google hardly at all anymore. But the people letting AI do all their writing for them… your brains are going to turn to mush. You’re going to get blown out by humans that can read and focus. Pick your side now. Ozempic and AI are going to destroy you.

It never goes the other way. You never see trans ‘men’ competing with biological males.

Yes tf we do.

“If there’s a bustle in your hedge row, don’t be alarmed now. It’s just a spring clean for the May queen.”