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CR7. Lil Wayne. CFC. Humor. Wits. Banter.
So Football officially returns today, A few things: a) I worship Ronaldo b)I DON'T HATE Messi, it's all bants. c) I support Chelsea d) Banter goes round, everyone will get it. e) If you can't exchange bants without insults, stay off my tweets. e)ITS REALLY NOT THAT SERIOUS.
If you invite me for a wedding & tell me I have to pay for my food, I’ll come o. But when it’s time for “anyone present know of any reason that this couple shouldn’t be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace” Guess who’ll raise their two hands???
Lady shares how she and her husband pulled off a virtual traditional marriage.
Sem. Also love how curses literally don’t move me. Made small banter about Mama G, one otondo responded with “May your MIL be like her IJN”, i responded “Amen, now what”, the fool disappeared😂 E think say I go panic, your tongue get power na ein your account details full TL😂
Bro I love how I can’t be scammed with religion. If you like make we crash make only me die inside the car it’s my time to go. 😂
God ooo!! Coming from TikTok where doctors & nurses are sharing things they’ve experienced in the hospital. In summary, some of them are spiritual strong or fortified because of attacks. One said during one woman’s labor, he had to tell the nurse to intentionally fall and hit…
God ooo!! Coming from TikTok where doctors & nurses are sharing things they’ve experienced in the hospital. In summary, some of them are spiritual strong or fortified because of attacks. One said during one woman’s labor, he had to tell the nurse to intentionally fall and hit…
The visuals I’m seeing from your party, they look lit, well done @Kelz_bania next year na me go fess arrive, arrange chair keep. Kudos👏
I agree. Everybody claims to like “communication” & “honesty” without having the mental apparatus to handle it even when it comes from a place of love or genuine concern.
But it’s weird that we love communication but can’t take certain things as adults especially when it’s not from a bad place.
Ever since I began aggressively blocking/muting, I rarely see such content. If we’re good mutuals and you constantly engage in such just know you’ve been muted.
It amazes me how a young, educated person in 2025 can decide to carry the badge and mantle of tribalism and turn it into their whole personality on social media.
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Lmao anyway me and BlaqBonez don block each other so I support you for this beef whether e rap pass you or not. Finish him for me!!!! THE MACHINE IS COMING🙌🏻
This lobster and tea part is so true lmao. In calabar they cook almost everything with lobsters, crabs, clams, shrimps and prawns. Tea is so common in the north, there are People who even hawk Arabian tea in trolleys.
Lagosians class-ify everything. Lobster? plaything in the South, “luxury” in Lagos. Tea that Northerners drink by the roadside is “luxury” in Lagos. Here I carry my Stanley cup upandan, when I visited Naija & learnt Lagosians use it to do “big girl/boy”, I kept in my box.
Lagosians class-ify everything. Lobster? plaything in the South, “luxury” in Lagos. Tea that Northerners drink by the roadside is “luxury” in Lagos. Here I carry my Stanley cup upandan, when I visited Naija & learnt Lagosians use it to do “big girl/boy”, I kept in my box.
This tea conversation is so funny because the last 3 big weddings I’ve been at have had tea vendors 🤣🤣🤣🤣. It’s apparently a class identifier. Very interesting