Aunt Ubu
@UbuEsq
She seemed like such a good kid--until she fell in with the wrong crowd.... @[email protected] All parts of speech accepted.
Eat your heart out Gordon Ramsay! About an hour prep for amateurs, and ~45 minutes to bake at 400°F. One nice dinner, plus 4 MREs for busy people. Also, "stealth vegetables" for picky people.

The man who introduced Trump to Melania, Paolo Zampolli, served on the board of the TerraMar Project, a “nonprofit” founded by Ghislaine Maxwell… Zampolli now holds a U.S. diplomatic role under Trump. Just another random coincidence, I’m sure.
Never before in the Nation’s almost 250 year history has America’s present and future depended more on the free press than it does today.
yes, Donald tRump is definitely a pedophile, adult & child Rapist, & a murderer. Pedo rapist tRump must be imprisoned for life today to rot and die for his crimes!!!
This lady was extremely respectful. Flying the flag on the back of the truck is not very smart. It’s best, if you want to do business with people, not to unload your political preferences on your business vehicle.
Breaking news: President Donald J. Trump has officially announced he now identifies as Hunter. Experts speculate he made this decision because he wants to call Joe Biden, daddy.
Pay attention MAGA…. Your President isn’t just in Epstein Files, Your President was part of an International Sex Trafficking Ring. You Voted For This.
JUST RELEASED: This is why Donald Trump doesn’t want to release the Epstein files. You’re not going to believe this. Donald Trump was part of an international sex trafficking ring.
"Fifty of the world’s richest billionaires on average produce more carbon through their investments, private jets and yachts in just over an hour and a half than the average person does in their entire lifetime, a new Oxfam report reveals"
Being in the CIA isn't just a job- it’s a 24/7 lifestyle. From how you talk to who you trust, the rules never stop. You don’t just follow orders- you live them. That’s the price of guarding secrets. #CIA #SpyCraft #NationalSecurity grunge.com/1685216/strict…
“Everybody look over here! I’m going to EXTORT the Washington Commanders and Cleveland Indians to distract from all my CRIMES detailed in the Epstein evidence! Thank you for your attention to this matter!”
BREAKING: That Obama ordered the ICA that EVEN TULSI has not questioned was public the day he did it. Holy hell Margo is so unembarrassed to faceplant over and over.
🔥🔥🔥Obama ordered the fraudulent ICA on Russia influence in 2016 before IC pulled PDB that @DNIGabbard released yesterday, declassified emails show! Working on deep-dive of release & just discovered this detail!
The man who turned presidential pardons into a loyalty rewards program now demands prosecution for a senator's decade-old mortgage paperwork. Trump's admin weaponizes housing regulators as attack dogs while his Mar-a-Lago deeds remain state secrets. Fannie Mae's investigators…
They can't pass the bill to ban ICE agents from wearing masks fast enough—it will save somebody's life. California bill against law enforcement masking advances – NBC Bay Area share.google/45DoAGj99uVYYj…
A cynic might say that all this MAGA insurrection nonsense looks like one giant orchestrated diversion created by a nationwide network of sexual abusers and kiddy porn addicts hiding in plain sight.
Anyone who ever worked behind the scenes on a show with Stephen Colbert knows he is an absolutely fantastic person. One of those folks who has a knack for making everyone feel special and his presence is a gift. I was assigned to him as a wrangler on ‘Night of Too Many Stars’…