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@UTDLui
not a troll
Luke Shaw faking injury to play the new Call of Duty: Injured 24/10/24 CoD released 25/10/24 Injured 02/11/22 CoD released 14/11/22 Injured 20/11/21 CoD released 5/11/21 Injured 07/11/20 CoD released 13/11/20 Injured 17/10/19 CoD released 25/10/19
Chelsea could sell cyanide to a chemist
🚨💣 Al Nassr are in advanced talks to sign João Félix and hijack Benfica’s move! Understand Al Nassr have sent permanent deal proposal to Chelsea and contract proposal to João. The agreement is close as final details are set to be discussed in the next 24/48h.
Nobody’s gonna know because I only have 5k followers but sometimes I like to tickle my bum hole
He thinks he can be a new player if he changes his government name 😭
Looks like Garnacho wants to be referred to as ‘Alex Garnacho’
Fuck it @NUFC bid for me so I can reject you too
🚨 Exclusive: Brentford have closed the door on a Yoane Wissa exit after #NUFC raised their bid to £30m+. - Wissa refusing to train and disappointed by Brentford's stance - Player feels Brentford have broken a pact allowing him to leave for £26m and wants #UCL
Omg back to the big leagues and European footy Martial nayshun were so back 😭❤️
Η στάση της ΑΕΚ απέναντι στη Λιλ για Μαρσιάλ «φωτογράφισε» πολλά #aek #aekfc #Martial #Lille athletiko.gr/i-stasi-tis-ae…
🚨💣 BREAKING: Manchester United preparing £75m offer + Rasmus Hojlund to Newcastle for Alexander Isak. Personal terms will not be a problem. [@samutd28 via MUFC James Podcast]
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[@samutd28 via MUFC James Podcast]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gwn7dB4XAAAgwhR.jpg)
![UTDLui's tweet image. 🚨💣 BREAKING: Manchester United preparing £75m offer + Rasmus Hojlund to Newcastle for Alexander Isak. Personal terms will not be a problem.
[@samutd28 via MUFC James Podcast]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gwn7dB8XwAAvFh8.jpg)
Oh well not like we could’ve got an extra £120m from somewhere
🚨💣 BREAKING: Alexander Isak has informed Newcastle of his desire to explore a move this summer. Club aware of player’s plans and will now decide how to move, as @CraigHope_DM reports. Newcastle have already re-started exploring a move for a top striker in the market. 👀
Good luck go smash it Marcus
📞 "Yeah… It’s official." Rashford follows in Lineker’s footsteps.
Guys maybe Hitler wasn’t that bad after all
🚨 Rasmus Hojlund doesn't want to leave. He really loves the club. He wants to live his dream of being a Manchester United player, and fight for his place. If the club tell him to leave, then he will consider all options”. #MUFC [@FabrizioRomano, POD]
Hey @grok make a starting 11 for a football team consisting of my followers. Make it a 3-4-2-1 in honour of amorims tricky reds