Tristin Hopper
@TristinHopper
Columnist and reporter at National Post, Canada's only newspaper. Most influential person of Canada. Canada moral leader. Beloved Canadian role model
Until proven otherwise, I am declaring myself the creator of the largest Rice Krispie square in Canada.
All the Victoria subreddits these days are just seniors flipping out about U.S.-imported grapes at the local grocery store. Can we have a single political problem in this country that doesn't just immediately descend into petty fascism?
Easy; it's a lie. Like literally everything that comes out of the anti-Zionist camp since time immemorial. Of course, you knew that already, bigot.
Any comment on Israel bombing a Church and killing three Christians, or are you going to keep slop-posting like a good goy?
One more BC travel tidbit: I found a lake in the middle of nowhere whose beaches looked like this. It's unlike anything I've ever seen.
I'm trying to find the most G-rated way to stress this to them. But yes, you ideally need to find a partner you really, really like to bang all the time.
The first part is the most important. Kids, find someone who wants to have sex with you a lot.
Pay attention @MarkJCarney and @AnitaAnandMP Since the IDF exposed this yesterday @UNRWA suddenly found the vehicles and drivers to move more than 100 aid trucks. In one day. Perhaps you should hire a fact checker before you issue your ridiculous statements.
I went to the Gazan side of the Kerem Shalom border crossing today to see for myself the nearly 1,000 trucks’ worth of aid waiting to be picked up by the UN. Stay tuned 📰
A lot of that going around. When you're putting guns and knives on your literature (looking at you, pro-Pals and genderwangs), it's because your cause sucks.
Most people find the medical abuse of children abhorrent. Gender activists, sensing this, predictably resort to threats of violence.
In my day, groomers had to work for it. They didn't have whole layers of "be kind" bureaucracy to protect them.
Telling ppl to break contact with their families and that "we'll be your family"? That's one of the seven signs of cult behaviour.