Triburos

Inspired by a recent Twitter meme

Words can't describe the betrayal I feel in a game when I get - what is in my opinion - the coolest weapon in the game... ....Right before the final boss. Example below. If i ever make a game rest assured that's the first thing going on my "Don't fucking do this" list

A friend of mine told this to me but just to regurgitate it here with some paraphrasing: "DE could do the funniest thing to this poor man by making Yareli a Protoframe..." "... But as a non-dateable teenager similar to Kaya" "Go on" "Say the line, Sabuuchi"

also forgot to mention it before but IM GONNA CUUUUUUUM please please please please please DE please lavos buffs please please please please oouuuggghhhHHHH pelase please please plase please dont make a grown man beg please pleas UUUURRRRGGG cooldowns uurrgghh please

I can't *not* animate something with this right?

The Orokin: "These blasted Sentients are out of line! We need another method of attack against them. Ballas, create your Warframes! But be careful; we don't want to give birth to the Devil himself..." The ever-so reliable Ballas:

Interacting with this has further altered my timeline thanks @_LAAPPLEPIE I *will* come last place out of spite

To any corporation reading this, a bit of advice: Ending your anti-SKG message with "We do the bare minimum as required by law", is... not a great way to garner support lmfao Doing as little as possible to keep your game legacies alive is why SKG is a thing in the first place

I click one god damn Umamusume tweet - ONE - and now Twitter thinks I want obscure race horse facts every day, multiple times a day I'm onto you, Twitter. I refuse to be converted to horse gacha grrrrrrrrrrrr Even if Gold Ship is goated grrrrrr Gimmie back my WF feed grrrrrrrr

I looooovveee da simuloooorr