Allen Strickland Williams
@TotallyAllen
CONAN 2x. Adult Swim. Full Comedy Central special The Intellectual Shocker on YouTube. Order or stream Ran Through below. FMA w/ ASW pod every week-ish.
Whenever people say Coca-Cola is bad for you because it can be used to clean coins and car battery terminals I'm like no actually that's good that's what I want it to do to me.
PLEASE WATCH MY STUPID PODCAST ON YOUTUBE THE LINK IS WHERE IT ALWAYS IS
this will be easier once that lady's daughter becomes addicted to cocaine
My wife is in the University of Arkansas Facebook group for moms of incoming freshman. I convinced her to send me this screenshot, but there are so many more absolutely ridiculous questions like this. Some of these kids (and their moms) aren't going to make it. 😂
tame impala making house music is the best thing to ever happen
Just because someone's a sex trafficker doesn't mean they'd lie under oath.
New episode of Finding My Audience is live wherever you watch and listen.
"your password has been found in a data breach" bitch the whole world is a fucking data breach
Those aren’t his grandparents that’s his old polycule from when he went to Harvard
Want to know about Barry? Get to know his “grandparents”.
I honestly don’t know if I’ve ever been this hydrated before
she crashes at my place. and yeah. we share the same bed.
Where does Jill Stein go for three years between Presidential elections? Where does she live? Does she have a job?
In Clooney's defense it was part of one of his elaborate on-set pranks.
one of the most amazing things about covid is finding out how many doctors are just straight up dumb
Spike protein antibodies are 10x higher in the vaccinated compared to the unvaccinated, even years after getting the shots. This is not normal.
most ethical and eco-friendly AI data centers? preferably run by women and/or POC??
his social media team is having so much fun right now
It's going down. Meet me after school tomorrow.
“Gaza is an experiment by the mega-rich trying to show all the peoples of the world how to respond to a rebellion of humanity; they plan to bomb us all.” -Colombian President @petrogustavo at The Hague Group Summit
Sup girl I just saw jonad walking his dog around the reservoir