Brian

I live near a straight up super villain

I believe him

More like 28 Beers Later

Frankenstein is the scariest monster because he’s Jewish

A black woman called me King on the elevator today. Do I get to say it now?

Babe Ruth the greatest baseball player of all time and his much less popular brother, Rape Buth

Going to Chinatown is like lifting up a rock

Sus ahhh cop car

Heavy is the hand that holds the cup, much like heavy is the head that thinks about dave blunts.

Sprained my neck thinking about Dave Blunts

There’s a message here, I don’t know where though

The Substance? Yeah I think I saw that one time, it was lying around in my underpants

Got working man hands now so I only wear Carhartt

I’ve held my tongue long enough… Having a grotesquely long torso has made buying shirts a waking nightmare

For those that are slow, this is clearly a fake bot account made by Indian people

Teaser for Episode 8 of "The Rez TKF Podcast" ft. Deputy Brian @TonySimprano I'm adding some finishing touches to the episode so it will take another sleepless night or two to finish as I want it to be perfect for you all. #fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive #fishtankliveupdate