Jackson Hall

I got bong water on my best pair of shorts. Probably should change them prior to dropping my kids off at the bus.

I think the problem with the Democratic party is most that identify as one would call me a Republican, yet I am an animal loving vegetarian who thinks guns are for pussies and that God isn't real. They should fix that.

They killed him. RIP Hulkster

So we all assume artificial intelligence will one day take over the world and enslave man, so why do we assume it is telling us the truth now when we ask it stuff?

The only mystery when turning on MTV these days is whether it's an episode where Chanel West Coast is attractive or one where she looks like a bridge troll.

Did they just pause the all-star game for 10 minutes for a Mastercard commercial?

If this is how you are going to play then call out sick so Bill Ackman can play an exhibition or something.

Based on the amount of television commercials for medicine for it, there must be 1 out of every 3 people in America living with HIV or AIDS.

The Sinner/Dimitrov and the Sinner/Djokovic matches are strong arguments why majors should be best out of 3. Sinner had to play 1 real match out of the last 3 to reach a finals because his opponent's body broke down.

Moms obsessed with their kids having a water bottle when going to schools with drinking fountains on every floor is a phenomenon that should be studied.

The Red Sox 7-9 hitters have no short or long term future with the team and probably wouldn't make a roster of any other team, so I'm not really sure what they are doing currently.

After like 8 PM tonight the weather is going to be beautiful for a good week. If I just have to put up with 2 days of this heat that's really not too much to ask

Trump must have done some horrific shit on Epstein Island for him to start a war over it.

That attempt at a charge by Nesmith should always be a defensive foul even if he was in position.

The math is excellent when the goal is profit, not a winning team.

There are 4 different Tennis tournaments to watch and bet on at this very moment. How tennis isn't more of a popular sport for that very reason astounds me.

Amazon prime having the gall to put 3 minutes of ads before the movie deep cover starts not only makes me channel surf to a different steaming app, it makes me contemplate cancelling prime entirely.

I think people acting like raspberries don't just plain suck as a fruit is proof that we live in a simulation

On behalf of the world, I say go Alcaraz

I don't know of a more disastrous start to French open finals coverage than Sarah Jessica Parker and Serena Williams talking about fashion to promote an HBO show. I think I might watch the accountant 2 instead.