Tobias "the pen"
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I wrote about C,XOXO and how failure is a feeling and a gift. Welcome finally to C,XOXO summer <3 genzero.substack.com/p/finally-cxox…
Nick Viall this... Call Her Daddy that... I miss the days when if someone had a scandal Jada Pinkett Smith would haul their ass to the Red Table
is it literally impossible for streamers to tell us how many people watched shows??? What does 18 billion minutes watched mean?
Love Island USA season 7 was Peacock's most watched original series ever (scripted and unscripted) with 18.4 billion minutes streamed. 49% of season 7's audience were first time viewers of the show. #LoveIslandUSA
The Materialists comedy isn’t good, the romance isn’t good, and the plot is in disarray. Completely uninterested in debating the intentions behind any scene because from any angle that movie is a tonal and emotional catastrophe
they should sound an alarm before asking u about Taylor on live TV as a form of public safety infrastructure
🚨Swifties🚨notes on The Tortured Poets Department from Matty Healy's mother Denise Welch #WWHL
eating every color of tomatoes … ohhh penmila ur back
falling in love reading fiction for hours practicing guitar eating every color of tomatoes putting my hand out in the car, playing with the wind 🍉👗🧴🩲🥟🍦
Hi, I will match $1000 in donations to Reviving Gaza. Venmo me at pempempem and I will bundle the funds and send them and post receipts tomorrow. Or if you prefer to donate directly: chuffed.org/project/123783…
If San Francisco had Philly prices … let’s just say you’d neva see me agin.
its giving Gallatin thesis skskskkssk
Jessie Murph performs “1965” on ‘The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.’
why is she serving First Lady on the roof
TODAY’S THE DAY!!! MY GOOD SIDE is finally out! 📚🥲 This book wasn’t easy to write but I poured my whole heart into it & I’m so excited to finally share it w/ you. I hope that you all are able to relate to my story in some way. Thank you for being on this journey w/ me 🥹🩷
the grad school ghost is haunting me. my community help me rebuke the girl!!!!!
Our newest mix/interview for The Tear by @papermagazine is a b2b from jek and djfix, the minds behind Earth Dog Records, one of my fav/labels and parties. Mix is too good!!!! Please listen and read <3 papermag.com/the-tear-earth…
the concept of an album being titled “you’ll be alright, kid”
"You'll Be Alright, Kid" by Alex Warren earned 25,589,690 streams on Spotify in its first full day.
For this edition of “The Tear,” we bring you Jek and djfix of Earth Dog Records, our first B2B and the first label to be featured in the series 🎧 Check out their mix and hear from the duo about what makes NYC unique, fav sets they’ve played and more: papermag.com/the-tear-earth…
the new viral music hack is pretending that ur reputation era Taylor when the reality is that a few gay posters don’t like ur corny nothing music
alex warren edited a music critics video to put at the start of his tour.. this is actually sueable 😭😭😭
this Bible
alex warren edited a music critics video to put at the start of his tour.. this is actually sueable 😭😭😭
why am l watching Amaya Papaya interviews. I don’t watch this show
LMDC (labubu matcha dubai chocolate) is the new LGBT btw :(
the 2 paths for bard grads are Matt Taibbi and Juliana Huxtable I fear