The Zeroth Tim
@Timacious_D
You're probably here because I said something funny, stupid, or both. Either way, there's plenty more where that came from.| Nashville, TN
"Joey, you ever seen a basketball team fight on a plane?"
NEW: Flight that appears to be the Auburn men's basketball team heading to Houston diverted back to Auburn this afternoon. Air Traffic Control audio we've obtained shows a pilot in that airspace telling ATC "we have a bunch of basketball players fighting" We've reached out to…
Everyone knows of Hercules and Achilles, but that Greek hero with a talent for always being right, Technicles, never gets his due.
He's gonna be 266 in dog years. Let him rest already.
First poster for ‘AIR BUD RETURNS’ In theaters Summer 2026.
"I'm not the only one that's seen you alive"
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.@ronaldacunajr24 with a perfect throw! 🥶 #BravesCountry
Rip to the GOAT. He truly would eat anything.
Once again, its today
A traffic accident in Pennsylvania caused thousands of pounds of mozzarella cheese to explode out of a truck The road had to be closed down to clean up, and none of the cheese was able to be saved
A traffic accident in Pennsylvania caused thousands of pounds of mozzarella cheese to explode out of a truck The road had to be closed down to clean up, and none of the cheese was able to be saved
Can you imagine running your mouth at the golf course only to get fed by former NHLer Nick Tarnasky 😂 The Bangs were straight out of the WWE and the guy was warned. Mess with the bull you get the horns! Hockey players are the best
Can you imagine running your mouth at the golf course only to get fed by former NHLer Nick Tarnasky 😂 The Bangs were straight out of the WWE and the guy was warned. Mess with the bull you get the horns! Hockey players are the best
Just passed a tow truck getting towed and that has to be among the most Where's Waldo things I've personally witnessed
Travis Kelce said the “hardest” part of hosting “SNL” was the preshow table read because he “can’t really read that well": “The writers’ rooms were fun because you’re just getting pitched ideas. The table reading, for a guy that can’t really read that well, it was kind of a…
Travis Kelce said the “hardest” part of hosting “SNL” was the preshow table read because he “can’t really read that well": “The writers’ rooms were fun because you’re just getting pitched ideas. The table reading, for a guy that can’t really read that well, it was kind of a…
youtu.be/OiCPUo8qMSo?fe… This song still pops in my head from time to time 20 years on
Bring the Madness. Let’s run it back. #CBB #ItsInTheGame
What an excellent time to have just read Andromeda Strain
‘Space junk’ from fiery meteor that ripped through Southeast US may have crashed into a home: officials trib.al/iZA5hsZ
Lowest key gender reveal in 2025
🚨#BREAKING: Watch thousands of people gather around as A replica of the General Lee jumped over a fountain 📌#Somerset | #Kentucky Watch as thousands packed the streets of Somerset, Kentucky, for a once-in-a-lifetime spectacle an epic tribute to television history as a…
Poast a pic you took that's not a selfie--
Poast a pic you took that's not a selfie--
Three of the Beatles’ members sons are teaming up for the first time to release a new song together trib.al/6CT3qpG
Three of the Beatles’ members sons are teaming up for the first time to release a new song together trib.al/6CT3qpG
The Americans but it's 6 seasons of a spy family running a pizza joint in DC
Dude had Nickelodeon genetics
Report: Iran's Chief of Staff Mohammad Bagheri has been eliminated.
The quintessential mail performance
Name the best male performance you've ever seen in a movie.