Tim Nutt
@Tim_Nutt_Comic
Canadian Stand Up Comic
If Pearl Clutching ever becomes an Olympic sport. The country with the most RWNJs is gonna own the podium.
Stop giving money and attention to grifters. Can we teach “how to spot an obvious con artist “ in school. Jesus wept.
Using seatbelts, life jackets, helmets, condoms, safety harnesses, steel toed boots etc isn’t an indicator of a phobia either, they are just rational, logical tools for protecting one’s self in certain environments.
How did we our society become so bad a spotting grifters? The springing up everywhere. Especially the fake Christian ones.
Dear Atheists, do you agree with this stance? Please tell me where you think I could improve!
Actual footage of White House officials dealing with the Epstein files:
As an introvert here are the ways my wife would know if I’m having an affair: 1. I was going to an event 2. I was going to an even with coworkers 3. I was going to an event with coworkers and I didn’t ask her to come to be my human shield for talking to people
Going from Brock Boeser to Evander Kane is like trading in a golden retriever for a raccoon in a leather jacket
Somehow mysteriously after one day of resuming parliament, the new PM hasn’t solved decades of problems by now. Shameful behaviour. He should probably resign. Am I doing this right? #canadianpolitics
Make headphones in public a thing again. I don’t want to hear your nonsense. #grouchtweets
Hey stupids: If you openly & willingly cheer against your own Prime Minister on the world stage, you’re not a “Canadian Patriot”, you’re a fucking traitor.
Hey @CPC_HQ I voted specifically against your boy Pierre. So by all means don’t select a leader that Canadians think can handle the job. I will never vote for you while he’s in charge. Good luck.
We all need to decide if we are gonna build things or break things. I chose to build. To cooperate and make where I live better. A good idea is a good idea no matter where it originated.
Hey CPC. You will never get my vote with Pierre as leader. You have an opportunity to elect a better leader and how you conduct ourselves in the next few months cooperation and build these bridges. Then provide a better solution to problems you’ll win every riding.
I have absolutely no time for the “Alberta should separate” people just because the Libs won. It’s a very loser take my ball and go home mentality. Alberta is well represented in the HoC and we should be strengthening our federation right now, not threatening to destroy it.