Dale Doback
@ThreeGreen21
Tide, Horns, Browns, Cubs and terrible puns.
Thank you for your support
Y’all know I’m right. Every male in college during that time bough wine coolers for a girl at some point.
Yo!! @stuckn_bama @AJ_V40 @KTeems87 @CrushingOnSaban @tcoley1 …I’m forgetting someone
There exists a quantity of artificial butter flavor beyond which people begin to believe it’s not butter. This is known as the margarine of error.
You can also send it to me, and I’ll send it in.
Venmo, PayPal users can now send money to the US government to help pay down $36.7T national debt trib.al/Fa4POC4
Fair, and expected
Under my administration if you pull into the gas station and you stop at the first pump, when both pumps in that lane are clear? Your car is sent to the shredder.
Gym is funny. 100% of the time, a dude will wipe down equipment after using it. A lady will wipe it down before and after using it. I get it. Can’t be too safe w nasty dudes around.
Gtfo.
If you’re mad that I won’t vacate the left lane so that you can drive 20+ over the speed limit, truthfully that’s a you issue
They say that blood is thicker than water to mean that family is more important than friends. But maple syrup is thicker than blood, so does that mean pancakes are more important than everybody?
Spared no expense.
Jurassic Park boat ride starts sinking into water in shocking scene at Universal Orlando: ‘One of my nightmares’ trib.al/FoddOGJ
I would enter this contest with no designs on winning.
NYC rotisserie chicken-eating contest trib.al/sDDcfkV