Thornton McEnery
@ThorntonMcEnery
Head Editor @mobyinvest #COYS
I’m really hoping this is the HR staffer they brought along to cover for them

I'm not saying that @MobyInvest predicted the South Park boys were going to punish $PARA for giving them $1.5 billion after cancelling Colbert, but I'm also kind of totally saying that we did: app.moby.co/newsflow-1/c/0…
In case there was any doubt that this deal isn't real...
TRUMP TRADE ADVISER PETER NAVARRO SAID THE JAPAN TRADE DEAL WILL HELP ADDRESS AND STRENGTHEN VULNERABILITIES IN THE SUPPLY CHAIN.
Krispy Kreme's ticker is DNUT. How did Wall Street not see this coming a mile away? app.moby.co/newsflow-1/c/0…
SOFTBANK–OPENAI $500B “STARGATE” AI PROJECT FALTERS AMID FINANCING CONCERNS - WSJ
SOFTBANK–OPENAI $500B “STARGATE” AI PROJECT FALTERS AMID FINANCING CONCERNS - WSJ
Is it just me or does “I never wrote a picture in my life” sound like a Limp Bizkit lyric?
They’re really all going with the “Our genius leader is clearly incapable of writing prose” defense.
“The guy I have sacrificed my reputation to get reelected and backed blindly is too dumb to have a pretty average word in his vocabulary” is definitely one way to pretend that Trump wasn’t close friends with Epstein

This is aging well
We are all witnessing the most disastrous handling of trying to kill a news cycle in the history of American media and politics
This @wsj story reads like the paper has about 3 follow ups locked and loaded.
NewsCorp having more political bravery than CBS is a pretty wild moment.
Looks like the bond market is Jeffrey Epstein's final victim.
"Hi, Jay? It's Marla Maples. Let me tell you how this plays out from here..."
maybe he's just doing that thing where you write a letter when you are mad and put it in a drawer till you calm down but you don't actually send it