Thomas Carrieri
@Thomas_Carrieri
Sports Fan | Social Media Coordinator | Beware of Sarcasm | 27
The Boston Celtics will win the 2023-2024 NBA Finals.
When you and your partner haven’t said a single word all semester but the group presentation starts in 5 minutes.
The American League WC race is going to be insane down the stretch.
Sox win. But I think I need a cigarette and I don’t smoke.
Nothing tests the human mind quite like being emotionally invested in 162 baseball games.
I’ve seen the Red Sox lose a game on obstruction and now I can add catchers interference to the list.
The Red Sox finding a way to take one of these games in Chicago feels like a big win.
No internet meme will ever be more viral than 2016 Harambe. It lasted so long that 6 months after it happened he was getting thousands of write-in votes during the 2016 election.
Tonight we have Game 6 of the 2013 ALCS.
Why watch the All Star Game when you could watch Game 2 of the 2013 ALDS on YouTube.
"I'm broke" - Cheap (can't spend) - Stigmatized for lack of funds - Have hit rock bottom "I'm choosing to stay below the first apron" - Frugal (could spend but won't) - Revered for financial willpower - Doing well enough
Why watch the All Star Game when you could watch Game 2 of the 2013 ALDS on YouTube.
F it, Red Sox should put their nuts on the table and trade for Joe Ryan. A Garrett Crotchet, Joe Ryan, Brayan Bello, Lucas Giolito front 4 would be nice AF. I need playoff baseball at Fenway again.
Having Jazz Chisholm in the Home Run Derby was like having Shaq in the 3-point contest.
Does ESPN really need the strike zone graphic for the Home Run Derby 😂
Tom Brady would have made it a 1k yard receiver.
This robot being tested in China runs frighteningly well 😬
They should have the pitchers with the 8 worst ERA's come out and throw out the BP for the Home Run Derby.
One thing I love what Craig Breslow has done over the past few seasons is really inject the Red Sox system with power arms.