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@Theo_Griffiths
personality hire. 'confused man'. service charge remover. views my own ✈️🌍🌊⚡️🤙
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Britain built its last reservoir in 1992. Since then Poland has built *six* new reservoirs. Britain built its last motorway in 2003. Since then Poland has added over *1,300km* of new motorway. And each year per person, Poland builds *twice* as many new homes as Britain.
By the end of this decade, Poles will be earning more than Britons because their government actually trusts its people to keep what they earn and supports families with real help, not handouts
Oh great, now Martin "Money Saving Expert" Lewis can go on Good Morning Britain, stare down the camera and say "right, okay, easy one now: don't forget that if you were an Afghan who relocated here between 2022 & 2025 - and that's very important - you can get compensation..."
Barings Law have signed up more than 1000 of the Afghans who were brought to the UK and are looking for more. If their claims are successful they could get up to £250,000 each and Barings would get 25% of every claim. The cost of this likely to be £1 billion of tax payers money.
53% of Britons say people with anxiety or depression shouldn't be able to claim disability benefits, with Kemi Badenoch recently saying people with these conditions should not be signed off work Should be able to: 37% Should not be able to: 53%
53% of Britons say people with anxiety or depression shouldn't be able to claim disability benefits, with Kemi Badenoch recently saying people with these conditions should not be signed off work Should be able to: 37% Should not be able to: 53%
i want to emigrate so bad
I think it's time all future chancellors just had a Martin Lewis hotline and phoned you to ask how to run the country's finances. You could be chancellor by proxy without any of the hassle of the position you don't actually want.
make it stop
In August, we will trial the removal of the 9.30am restriction on the older people’s and disabled people’s bus passes. We can’t promise it will be permanent. But we hope it will help people over the summer and will then assess the results to see what is possible. 2/4
10 minutes on a train = £1 journey standardise it across the country
The government could (and should) also raise a significant amount of revenue by abolishing Gift Aid for donations to charities such as Amnesty UK.
🚨 BREAKING: 75% of people in the UK would support a wealth tax of 2% on wealth over £10m. So why is the UK govt pushing through shameful cuts to social security tomorrow instead of taxing the super rich?
This is stupidity you’d usually only see in America. It might be over for us
"I'm A Celebrity turned my head for Nigel [Farage]" Some focus group members think Reform UK's leader is different from "public school-educated" politicians, but another points out Nigel Farage was privately educated and Keir Starmer was not #BBCLauraK bbc.in/40yBAmb
We are so fucking doomed in this country that the government deciding to take £200 off millionaire pensioners causes this much damage. I absolutely fucking despair. Messaging could have been better but we’re obsessed with protecting boomer wealth at the expense of everything.
🎂 It’s the anniversary of Labour’s election win. The Government had some early stumbles, but what do the public think is their biggest mistake? Asked to say in their own words, it’s one of the most stark word clouds we’ve seen. Winter Fuel Allowance drowns everything else out.
Normalise fat shaming. There's nothing normal about being obese. There's absolutely nothing good about it. You look worse, you feel worse, it leads to other illnesses and you die sooner. One reason we have so many fat people is we made it normal to be fat.
"This is what I get for trying to turn the NHS around - fat shaming?!" @jonsopel asks Health Secretary @wesstreeting if he would take Ozempic.