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I LOVE coops but deleting your twitter & dropping out the tournament over not being able to wank without ID is head & shoulders the funniest thing anyone has done in BR this year, possibly top 5 all time πππ His inevitable comeback battle is gonna be jokes for his opponent π
βHowe wants to play both in a 442β
This saga has been so strange. Liverpool have been so f*cking sly and greedy. Ekitike AND Isak. If they'd allowed us to buy Ekitike unchallenged, Isak would probably already be a Liverpool player by now. But no, they said "F*ck you, we'll take both, thanks." #NUFC #LFC
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Coopar furiously logging in to Xhamster with his birth certificate, passport & 2 proofs of address dated in the last 6 months:
It's not about the porn, it's about surveillance and control. Use porn as the focal point because you know people won't want to publicly speak out π Can't wait to give some random website my ID because I fancy a wank. Thanks Jess
He did it π
It's not about the porn, it's about surveillance and control. Use porn as the focal point because you know people won't want to publicly speak out π Can't wait to give some random website my ID because I fancy a wank. Thanks Jess
Ozzy Osborne and Hulk Hogan Tough week for alliteration fans π
Might be one of the most underrated players in the league One of the best DMs in the league after Rodri Massive news
Update.... Boubacar Kamara has signed a five-year contract. #AVFC
THAT bitch πͺπ»
reminder that Sharon Osbourne would throw hands for Ozzy Osbourne π she got sued after this
New best news of the summer
Exclusive: Boubacar Kamara has signed a new contract at #AVFC. Significant coup for Villa to finalise extension after months of negotiations - official announcement expected soon. Story @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/65128β¦
Best news of the summer
π¨ NEW: Aston Villa have told Manchester United that Ollie Watkins is NOT for sale. @JPercyTelegraph #avfc
Rolling back the years free kicks & top bins curlers against Baggies & blues π
π€ Ipswich Town is delighted to announce the signing of Ashley Young. Ashley, who has made a total of 750 career club appearances to date, brings a wealth of experience to the squad. ποΈβ€΅οΈ
Crazy but poignant he was able to perform his farewell show just a week or 2 ago RIP to Ozzy Osbourne, an icon #HEITS
Does it come with a bucket hat & ticket to Glasto?
π₯ Aston Villa x adidas 25/26 π₯ π New Third Kit!
Rewatched Shotty vs Arsonal when I got in from work and itβs crazy how timeless Shottys material can be, one of the best no matter what side of the globe youβre on Shine is in for a hell of a battle π₯
Biggest underdog story in BR, ever. The British guy travels all the way to America on his own, walks in to hostile environment and fucking smokes the returning local legend. Watch me work. Donβt ever fuckin disrespect me like Iβm green. An accent doesnβt stop me being elite.
Oh fair enough then never mind weβll all shut up about it now
Mikel Arteta has claimed Arsenal "100 per cent" followed the right processes over Thomas Partey after the midfielder was charged over multiple counts of rape and sexual assault earlier this month.